Word of the Day

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  1. Underdunn

    Underdunn Deck Sergeant

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    Have you been out today yet? Who was the first person you saw when you left your house? Did you know there is a word that describes that person? Well there is, it's--

    --QUALTAGH!!

    Would you like to be a qualtagh? Why not get up early tomorrow, pick a random house, stand on the doorstep and wait... Then when the occupant finally comes out just flay your arms around wildly whilst shouting in their surprised face, "I'M A QUALTAGH!!!!"

    It sounds strange I know, but believe it or not this is how I met my wife...

    ...she's really fat now. :-(
     
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  2. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

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    But you're considering it now
     
  3. neilold

    neilold Science Officer

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    she's obviously comfort eating
     
  4. Underdunn

    Underdunn Deck Sergeant

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    If someone said they wanted to 'take a selfie with you' then you'd probably prepare your best pouty expression wouldn't you? But what if they didn't whip their mobile phone out but instead dragged you off to and old haunted lake and forced you into helping them capture a strange mythical beast that resembles a seal when in water but a human when on land? You'd be very confused I think.

    Well don't be! The answer to this strange behaviour on their part is actually very simple. You misheard them, that's all. What they actually said was they wanted to 'take a SELKIE with you.'

    So pay attention in future.
     
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  5. Underdunn

    Underdunn Deck Sergeant

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    Do you only have one testicle? Well take heart, Hitler only had one too and he ended up becoming King... or something... I don't know, history's not my strong point. Anyway if you do only have one ball then, like King Hitler, you are a--

    --MONOCHID!!!!
     
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  6. Underdunn

    Underdunn Deck Sergeant

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    You know when you have to go back a whole page of a web forum to find your 'Word Of The Day' thread because its been bumped off the page by resurrected threads about Tex Rimmer? Well there's a word for that.

    SCUBBLING!!
     
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  7. Kittypaws

    Kittypaws Flight Co-Ordinator

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    N*bhead, as in being called one. >:-(
     
  8. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Woah :eek: Did you just call @Underdunn a nobhead? Or did he call you one?

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
  9. Kittypaws

    Kittypaws Flight Co-Ordinator

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    He called me it. In Chat Room.
     
  10. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

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    What??? When???
     
  11. Kittypaws

    Kittypaws Flight Co-Ordinator

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    About a couple of hours ago. "Oh look, that n*bhead Kittypaws has just joined us!" I said "Pardon?", then added "And you wonder why I don't come in here anymore" and left the room. Lord, how hurtful some people can be.
     
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  13. Kittypaws

    Kittypaws Flight Co-Ordinator

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    I'm never going in there again, that's all I'm saying.
     
  14. Cloud

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    @Underdunn has bullied many a person in that chat. Why do you think BOD, @kry102001, @Stephen and @Tex_Rimmer all left!
     
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  15. Kittypaws

    Kittypaws Flight Co-Ordinator

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    I have no idea, as I've not been in it for a long time. I just thought I'd go in and wallop!
     
  16. Underdunn

    Underdunn Deck Sergeant

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    Oh my God! :lol::lol::lol:

    @Kittypaws that's the entrance message hahahahahah! That's what the room says whenever anybody enters it! I wasn't even in there! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    You just got angered by line of coding!!!! :picard:
     
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  17. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Yeah @neilold I think you need to make a thread on this whole fiasco!
     
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  20. Underdunn

    Underdunn Deck Sergeant

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    This has made my day!!! :lol::lol::lol:

    I had to go and check, she was literally sat in an empty chatroom having a rant at the welcome message!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    KITTYPAWS!!! 8-)
     
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