Word of the Day

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  1. Cloud

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    once @Bluey tells me what he thinks about todays word of the day I will tell you what I think about it.
     
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    If you are anything like me then you probably enjoy sticking live eels up horses arseholes. But did you know there is a word for doing this? Well there is. Its--

    --FEAGUING!!
     
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    There you go @neilold. Finally something you can fap to.
     
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  4. neilold

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    Undies, i burst out laughing when I read that. Thank you for that. You have taken my pervert crown off me and I lowly doff it and present it to you, for the process of finding that word and putting it on here. You sir, humble me :-):-):-)
     
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    I've only just got up. :-(

    Nearly midday too. Disgusting. :-(

    I've no idea what happened. But I do know there is a word that describes the difficulty in getting out of bed.

    DYSANIA
     
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  6. Nikki the Great

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    I think this post just killed Neil's boner...
     
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    you haven't got dysania undies, you're just bone idle, and giving it a fancy name doesn't detract from that either.
     
  8. Underdunn

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    Today's word of the day is... Oh I don't know, OTOYBLENDOB or something.
     
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    I like it. I like that we don't know what it means. So it could be really offensive or racist and we would never know
     
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    Yeah @neilold you massive otoyblendob :sulk:
     
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    Now I am worried since we dont know what it means and it might be a compliment. This could go to Neils head.
     
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    You know when unpleasant, witless cretins drop obscure, cryptic statements designed for other people to trouble themselves working out the meaning of and hopefully ask you about? Course you do! You've probably seen it on one of those 'social media platforms' all the kids are raving about these days.

    You know the sort of thing: "Today was a bad day, FML :crying:"

    Well yeah, FYL indeed. In fact FY generally, you abhorrent, needy little attention seeker. There's a word that describes what you are doing you know? And that word is--

    --NOEMA!!!

    Makes me sick it does.

    Anyway, in other news there will be no word of the day tomorrow because something awful has happened...
     
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  13. Nikki the Great

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    100 percent THIS!
     
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    Do you ever want to return to a simpler time? A happier time? Are you homesick for a place that seems to so far away now? Is everything around you confusing and strange, do you yearn to be taken back to a time where the world used to make sense?

    Well that's probably all quite normal. Unless of course your nostalgia is for something that never existed in the first place outside of your own stupid deluded brain, in which case you are experiencing a feeling of--

    --NOEMA!!

    So give your head a wobble ffs.
     
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    Do you ever spend hours on the internet trying to find line drawings of trout? Course you do! Who doesn't? But did you know there's a word for what you're doing? Well there is! And it's--

    --Searchminstering!!

    OMG! Found one!

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Nikki the Great

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    You know people who pretend to know things they don't, just to impress people? For example the sort of cretin who would keep presenting you with obscure words as if he's actually familiar with them himself, even though all he's actually done is type 'unusual words' into google and is slowly working his way down a long list? Well there's a word for a nauseating pillock like that, it's--

    --PHILOSOPPHUNCALIST!!
     
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    Todays 'Word Of The Day' has been given to me by this threads assistant managing director, @Nikki the Great. She assures me its real and I feel no reason to check.

    Festical - the celebration of ones own ballsack.
     
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  19. Nikki the Great

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    You're welcome! Gosh, I'm so smart!
     
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    Best Word of the Day yet.
     
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