What's a blimmer?

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  1. neilold

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    Only ever heard it used twice, as a term of insult. Once in red dwarf in the rimmer munchkin song, and once by Wayne In the first series of auf wiedersehen pet.

    Anyone??
     
  2. Bluey

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    Didn't you think to do a Google search for the term?
     
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    Looked on Google, it said something about auf wiedersehen pet. Which is what I knew anyways, and another definition was the hot embers from burning weed. Which doesn't make sense with my experience of its use in said programmes
     
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    This topic is rancid.
     
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    Why, I'm only asking if anyone knows a definition of a word?????
     
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    So why don’t you google it? Assuming the internet hasn’t run out of memory yet? :roll:

    Thank you for this comment. I laughed and laughed and laughed (at work)!
     
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    You forgot to speak you old fool
     
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    Thank you for this comment. I laughed and laughed and laughed (at work)

    Your employers must be even more stupid than you if they let you sit around sending messages all day
     
  11. Ant E

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    You’ve still got it wrong.

    Although it begs the question as to how this is any of your business?
     
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    The same way it is any of your business
     
  13. Ant E

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    Wut?
     
  14. neilold

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    Not only can you not read replies, you can't understand the very few you do manage to read.
     
  15. Ant E

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    You’re such a Rancid blimmer
     
  16. Bluey

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    I don't know what a blimmer is, Neil. But I'm pretty sure you're one of them.
     
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    Seriously, enough is enough with these people. USE YOUR smegging BLINKERS AT LEAST HALFWAY UP THE BLOCK FROM WHERE YOU WILL TURN. Especially on blocks with a central turn lane or if you’re taking a right turn! You want to turn. Great. Go to wherever the smeg it it is you’re going, you dumb mothersmegger. Go right. Go live your smegty boring non-illuminated existence. But DO IT. Just DO IT. Blink. God this burns my britches. All day long I see this. Every single time I have to drive somewhere. You want to go right. You are four, five, ten driveways from your destination. THAT is when you blink. You know when you don’t blink? I’ll tell you when you don’t blink. You don’t blink when you’re 74 inches from your smegging driveway you inconsiderate piece of pre-processed human smeg that is waiting your turn in the queue for the sewage treatment plant. Blink you stupid smeg! You can’t just slam on your brakes, “Whoopsie doopsie, right I go, whee!” and suddenly turn right. Half the time you don’t even brake. You cause chaos and force everyone to slam on the breaks behind you, and if it’s a two lane or more route you stop people from going around you in time, which causes a cascade wave of annoyance, chaos, and traffic jams behind you like a slinky of doom. smegger.

    Happy smegging Festivus
     
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