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  1. Nikki the Great

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    I agree, I am indeed very smart.
     
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    There can only be one!
     
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    Spaceman isnt Danny, silly!!!!!

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  4. Spaceman

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    But Spaceman has always been bored by ur posts Simon1978

    And Spaceman wants to know................Seriooouss question............why do you say that about Spaceman but not when Cloud does a crazy post? Is it cause ur SCARED that Nicky and Cloudikins will turn on you?!?!?!

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    The difference is that Cloud and Nikki are actually amusing and entertaining.
     
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    Prove it. Film your hands.

    YAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
     
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    we love @Simonr1978
     
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    We do. He is our hero.
     
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    Look @Simonr1978! I made that quote my new sig! Are you pleased?
     
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    I am pleased and I am not even @Simonr1978
     
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    I feel so proud!
     
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  12. Underdunn

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    Where the HELL is this weeks news?! :mad::mad::mad::mad:
     
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    Will do. :-)
     
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    I’m fuming
     
  15. Nikki the Great

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    It'll be here tomorrow! Hopefully something super dramatic happens between now and then though.
     
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    YOU WANTED IT YESTERDAY, BUT IT'S HERE TODAY INSTEAD. IT'S...

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    Nikki's Weekly News.

    Reading the forum, so you don't have to.

    Good evening. I'm @Nikki the Great and I've got some news for you now:


    Danny says he's not Danny.

    The forum was left mildly puzzled this week, although not totally shocked, when our very own basket case Danny denied being Danny. Here is the footage:
    Whilst we understand he would want to do this, because who on earth would WANT to be Danny, we do remain a bit baffled as to why he would state this publicly, looking even more cuckoo than normal. Our favourite forum munchkin @Underdunn reached out to us to make the following comment:
    We'll keep you updated on further developments.


    Bluey has a dream about buildings.

    As if things couldn't get any crazier around here, notorious party animal @Bluey informed us about a dream he had had with the following statement:
    @Bluey has yet to confirm or deny speculation that Pink Floyd have requested to use his dream as inspiration for a new album, despite the fact some of them are dead.
    We'll keep you informed should any further information surface.


    Tagging Cloud

    Old forum member and massive @BozBoo fan @dannyjohnjuleslover returned to the forum after years of absence, and wasted no time in inventing a new forum sport - Tag @Cloud For No Particular Reason! @dannyjohnjuleslover fast became the champion of her own game, and was awarded extra points each time she Tagged @Cloud For No Particular Reason without getting a response. We send our congratulations to her and wish her well for any future games she might invent, despite the fact she seems to have left us again already.
    More on this as and when it happens.


    Eddie's Spaceman shirt.

    Horrified forum members turned on their leader this week, when @Eddiebadassdavis revealed he sometimes wears a shirt with Danny in his @Spaceman outfit on the front. There were calls to immediately exorcise the cursed shirt by covering it in various blessed human excrements, but @Eddiebadassdavis settled on diarrhoea to douse the shirt in. However nobody quite understood why he then decided he was going to mail this foul package to Doug Naylor, but nobody tried to stop him from doing so regardless. You can read more about this unusual story here:
    http://reddwarf.co.uk/forum/threads...erchandise-memorabilia.412/page-2#post-237387


    Simon becomes a hero.

    Formerly known as the Burn Master, @Simonr1978 managed to elevate himself to Godly status this week when he told an angry Danny (dressed in full @Spaceman costume), who was ranting about people being scared of @Cloud and myself. @Simonr1978 suddenly got to his feet, floated about 8ft up in the air and roared:

    and the day became a holy one for our forum.


    Terrorform currently likes Currently.

    No week would be complete without our @terrorform spotting segment. This week his favourite daily snooping has been on the Currently thread! We wonder what it is he's so fascinated with in there, although we like to believe it was @Bluey's amazing dream that caused this new change in pattern. Although this new pattern meant we were unable to get a decent picture this week, we would like to draw your attention to this fabulous piece of merchandise that has just been released:
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    We believe this to be a tribute to the time that Harry @terrorform had a job on a cruise ship, which he quit after spreading rumours that a woman on board had slept with him, which caused her to get very angry, which in turn caused him to cry and run back home. What a legend!


    Well that's all for this week, but we know you'll all look forward to next week's exciting instalment of THE WEEKLY NEWS.

    Night all!

    <Gets up and moonwalks off perfectly, unlike @Pembers' terrible grandadsy moonwalk>

    PS, the forum went down as I was about to post this. I smell a conspiracy! :sulk:


     
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    I didn't like the bit where I was a munchkin. But I liked the the bit where I was the forum's FAVOURITE munchkin.

    So, swings and roundabouts really...

    ...neither of which I'm allowed on without supervision. :crying:
     
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  18. Nikki the Great

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    Aww bless your little size 1's
     
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    This was great. I like that I was tagged in this as I love being tagged in things.
     
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    Why no mention of @BozBoo having a dinner party?
     

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