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Discussion in 'THE AIGBURTH ARMS' started by Nikki the Great, Jul 7, 2018.

  1. Spaceman

    Spaceman Supply Officer

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    I like space, man
    Where were you when you heard Spaceman is back????
    How did you feel when Spaceman is back???
    How often is Spaceman is back???
    How Cloud is Spaceman is back???
    How Spaceman is of the Spaceman that of Spaceman is back???
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    Where were you when you got the news Spaceman is back???

    a listening to the news
    b watching the news
    c spaceman is back
    d reading the news

    OH, AND if u havent noticed yet....................

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  2. Spaceman

    Spaceman Supply Officer

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    I like space, man
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    Spaceman can shake dat ass on stage watched by BILLIONS of alien beings
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    Spacemans bootalicious bumtastic booty bouncing brilliantly to the bass bringing bountiful beats to life as billions of brilliantly blue beings watch dat big bountiful booty.

    The whole universe must pay respect to da space bootay.
     
  3. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Yeahhhh Danny, you keep telling yourself you're a spaceman. Just like how you kept telling yourself you had a wife and were Jewish and married "Under Jewish law" hahahaha
     
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  4. Ant E

    Ant E Science Officer

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    Oh for goodness sake
     
  5. Ant E

    Ant E Science Officer

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    Can you (along with @Bluey and his Pepsi can) come up with a new gimmick!!!

    More voice recordings. Do one for me on the phone to @BigOleDummy and Billy Casper!
     
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  6. Asclepius

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    Not again! :sulk::sulk::sulk::sulk:
     
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  7. Spaceman

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    I like space, man
    Spaceman thinking no phone calls at moment, but GOOD IDEA.

    Ant-man tell Spaceman what u think about......................................

    Driving directions!

    Spacemans alien friend Alga Cold driving to Spacemans spaceship with NEIL OLD!!!!!!!!!!! Alga Cold and Neil Old sharing a car and driving to Spacemans spaceship to watch Thunderpants on Spacemans giant HD TV.


    Alga Cold and Neil Old it will be hilarious!!!!!! SHOULD SPACEMAN RECORD IT?

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  8. Nikki the Great

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    No thank you. That wouldn't be even slightly funny. Why don't you just film your hands?
     
  9. Simonr1978

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    Genuine question to Spaceman. I thought this schtick got boring as hell quite literally years ago and I get the distinct impression I'm far from alone here, don't you ever get as bored of it as pretty much everyone else seems to?
     
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  10. Ant E

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    Without boasting here, I got bored with it before it was common practice to be bored of it. Explain yourself @Spaceman
     
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  11. kry102001

    kry102001 Catering Officer

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    I shall NEVER be outdone.

    Cloud, Ant, Nikki, THAT is my thoughts on it, now, I shall crawl back into my hole and continue to live the rest of my life as a hermit.
     
  12. Ant E

    Ant E Science Officer

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    Noooooooo you must return! We need you!!!
     
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  13. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Stay :'(
     
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  14. Cloud

    Cloud Flight Co-Ordinator

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    OMG @kry102001 we have missed you. Please come back. Dont leave us. Where have you been. Why did you leave. Please stay with us.
     
  15. Ant E

    Ant E Science Officer

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    You missed me failing to organise a meet up. Come back and gloat
     
  16. Simonr1978

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    Long hair alone does not make one a hippy. ;-)
     
  17. Asclepius

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    But sometimes you live, you die and you live again... (Arnold Rimmer, @kry102001)
     
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  18. Underdunn

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    Doesn't help though. Hippy.
     
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    KRYTERS!!!!!!!!

    Welcome home x
     
  20. Nikki the Great

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    IT'S LATE, BUT IT'S BACK. IT'S THE FORUM WEEKLY NEWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSS!

    Improving your week and probably your whole life too.

    Hello. I'm @Nikki the Great and here are the top stories from this week:


    Kry10 comes home.

    There was cause to celebrate this week when our missing expert forum event organiser, @kry102001, returned safely to us. Although he has yet to inform us where he has been, rumour has it he was either stuck in Turkey, or stuck in a literal turkey. Upon his arrival back, he made the following statement:
    We think this means he intends to come back forever. How exciting!


    Danny Spaceman also comes back.

    There was cause to groan this week when our missing expert sockpuppet master, Danny @Spaceman returned safely to us. Although he has yet to inform us where he has been, rumour has it he was either stuck in hospital having the snip, or stuck in hospital after attempting to perform the snip on himself. Upon his arrival back, he made the following statement:
    We think this means he intends to obsessively lurk here watching us forever. How terrible!

    Cloud comes back too.

    Despite the previous awful news, there was further cause to celebrate this week when our missing all singing, all dancing forum Fonze, @Cloud, returned safely to us. He has informed us where he has been, and wasted no time in smearing his faeces around to make sure we don't forget he is here. Upon his arrival back, he made the following statement:
    We think this means he intends to never leave us in favour of his leather jacket wearing squad again. How lovely!


    Dress like smeg now has the file he needed.

    The whole forum breathed a sigh of relief when member @Dress like smeg informed us he has now found the file he needed, after nearly a year of going off in search of it. You can read more about @Dress like smeg's brave quest here:
    http://reddwarf.co.uk/forum/threads/wanted-bazookoid-pepakura.8365/#post-237295


    Eddiebadassdavis gets Grease in his hair and blacks out.

    @Eddiebadassdavis sent shockwaves through the community this week when he made the following announcement:
    Whilst our thoughts are with Eddie at this traumatic time, we eagerly await for the full story of this. @Cloud seemed particularly anxious to hear this story when he said the following:
    Whether @Cloud will push a baby out of his bum to give to @Eddiebadassdavis in exchange for his story remains to be seen.


    Boz goes to Blackpool.

    First Skelmersdale, now Blackpool - where will our resident globetrotter @BozBoo be off to next? Find out more information here:
    http://reddwarf.co.uk/forum/threads/currently.7860/page-308#post-237353


    Eddiebadassdavis postpones interview.

    The forum was thrown into chaos this week, when instead of doing an interview that he may or may not have completed months ago, forum owner @Eddiebadassdavis got up and left to answer the door to a Christen person. We have been waiting for him to return ever since, and grow increasingly worried that the Christen person may be holding him against his will. More on this story here:
    http://reddwarf.co.uk/forum/threads/a-new-interview.8712/page-2#post-237323

    Terrorform spotting.

    No week would be complete without our weekly @terrorform watch. Here he is trying to dance to impress a potential mate:
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    Shortly after this, after failing to impress the female, he went to walk away but fell over a chair. His only friend uploaded the footage to youtube, traumatising poor @terrorform for life. How tragic.


    Sadly that's all we have time for this week. But don't forget to join us again next week for all the latest FORUM WEEKLY NEWS!

    GoodNIGHT!

    <spins in chair a few times and rolls away>

     

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