Valentine's Day Messages

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    Similar to the awesome Agony Ant thread (but without the advice, so considerably less awesome) - pm me your Valentine's messages for people on the forum and they'll be posted here anonymously.
     
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    We have our first batch of messages!

    Hey Feebee. How about you let me mow your lawn some time!!! If you're lucky, I WON'T wear a shirt!!!!!!! Things might get as hot as your house was the other day during that storm grrrrrr. Love your secret admirer. xxx

    - SmallYoungIntellect
     
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    Kittypaws,

    I would say I prefer dogs to make you cry then unleash the llama.

    - Noelmiddleaged
     
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    Kry10,

    Please put me back where you found me.

    - Tutankhamun

    Aww how lovely! Keep them coming in and spread the love!
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Wow, this forum sure is loved up today! Here's another round of your love letters:

    Dear Abe,

    Your princess is in another castle now.

    - Chud the goalkeeper
     
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    Dear Neil

    Please let me go, I have a family.

    -
    Yazziebon
     
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    Dear girl I haven't seen since 2012

    Sorry for telling everyone you are my wife. Please forgive me.

    - Donny Podge
     
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    Dear Neil Old

    Vote labour and I’ll give you a kiss

    Love your secret admirer

    -Treeporn
     
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    Dear Mavis,
    I know you read the forum and just want to let you know there's nobody I would rather share my pepsi with.

    - Purpley
     
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    My dear lady Nikki,

    You were my angel with a bad side until Pumbers STOLE and now I wanna beat his suit up and cry and jump in a lake and you dance for me with your legs and Steve and Claude will guff on each other and it was not me.

    - Garry Plebb

    Goodness me! I can feel the love radiating through the screen!


    Keep them coming you lovebirds!
     
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    Wowee! You guys are really hotting up! My inbox is full (wink wink). So here's another session of those love letters:

    Dear Bigoledummy.

    You can stab me up 40 times all you want. But not with a knife. Wink.


    - Doggytails
     
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    To Tex Rimmer

    Please Return

    - Rain
     
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    Feebee is a lucky girl today, someone has sent her two more! How cute!

    To Feebee

    You can trim my lawn anyday and climb inside my fridge.

    - LargeElderlyMannequinn

    AND:

    Dear Feebee,

    I wanna cut your grass for you and show you my dangerous snake,

    - MediumSizedMiddleAgedPacifier
     
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    Dear Bluey

    Lets spy on each other from separate bushes using binoculars and seductively undress in front of each other.

    - Jacob Book
     
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    Dear Patrick Seb

    You are my honey bunny. I love your ginger hair.

    Loads of love

    -Ronzer
     
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    Dearest Nikki

    Please send me your underpants in the post.

    - PrinceRobert
     
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    Dear Mrs Y,

    I'm leaving you for some fishfingers

    - Captain Birdseye
     
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    Sweet Pembers

    Please use your massive snake to unclog me like one of those plumber drain things.

    - May Winters
     
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    dear jmc

    Thanks for sticking up for me and keeping my relationship with Michael fish under wraps.

    Love

    - Mr Y
     

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