The Nikki and Cloud Detective agency

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  1. BigOleDummy

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    I thought so too, but looked it up just in case. No way will I ever be ambiguous or wrong when replying to @Ant E ! That WILL NOT happen!
     
  2. BigOleDummy

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    While not knowing that particular brand, I do look for Kenyan originated coffee when I buy coffee for brewing as opposed to instant.
     
  3. Nikki the Great

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    EXCUSE ME! Starbucks is next door! This is a serious detective business! Everybody out! :sulk:
     
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  4. Kittypaws

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    :lol::lol::lol: !!
     
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  5. BigOleDummy

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    Any progress on the case I gave you?
     
  6. Cloud

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    You case was too long to read so we didn't. We delegated to Underdunn who is our minion for the minute. I am sure he is doing something.
     
  7. BigOleDummy

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    You mean something besides offering me tea?
     
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  8. Kittypaws

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    How about a purr to go with the tea?
     
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  9. BigOleDummy

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    I'll take it! Nothing beats a purring Kitty and a hot sweet cup of tea on a cold day :-D!
     
  10. Kittypaws

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    *purr* *purr* *purr *purr* *purr* :-)
     
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  11. Underdunn

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    ...Biscuit?
     
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  12. BigOleDummy

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    Cool, so what you're saying is you are not going to take my case. Why don't you just grow a pair and SAY it?
     
  13. Underdunn

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    Hang on... they left me a thing I'm supposed to say in this sort of situation... where is it... hang on... AHhh!

    *clears throat*

    "N & C Detective agency thanks you for your interest in their services, they do however regret they will be unable to take your case at this time. They wish you luck and hope you don't not find this response too disheartening."

    *awkward pause*

    ...coffee?
     
  14. Nikki the Great

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    Here you go BOD, a delicious pear just for you.


    Case solved and closed.
     
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    I want to lose lots of weight whilst still eating lots of kebabs and drinking Guinness and not moving. Please advise.
     
  16. Nikki the Great

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    Here you go @Pembers, a delicious pear just for you.


    Case solved and closed.
     
  17. BigOleDummy

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    well, while I disagree that my original case was solved, its your prerogative to close it. The Pear is hilarious!
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  18. Cloud

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    Along with Abe, BOD is banned from the detective agency for abusing the work experience underdunn. I am also Banning Kittypaws for talking too much about Tea. And Neilold just for good measure.
     
  19. Bluey

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    I want to know what happened to these:

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    Also, whatever happened to Panda Cola? I used to always see those years ago (usually in Fish and Chip shops for some reason) but never do so now.
     
  20. Kittypaws

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    I've never even heard of either of those.
     
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