The hole script

Discussion in 'RED DWARF UNIVERSE' started by jaybo1973, Feb 13, 2012.

  1. jaybo1973

    jaybo1973 Catering Officer

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    RIMMER: Well Lister, not for long matey. Up up up, that's where I'm going!
     
  2. Presuming Ken

    Presuming Ken Deck Sergeant

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    Lister: Not until you pass your engineers exam.... and you won't do that because you'll just go in there and flunk again.
     
  3. SixthDwarfer

    SixthDwarfer Supply Officer

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    RIMMER: Lister, last time I only failed by the narrowest of narrow margins.
     
  4. ajrimmer2012

    ajrimmer2012 Third Technician

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    Lister: You what? You walked in there, wrote 'I am a fish' four hundred times, did a little funny dance and fainted.
     
  5. Pendo

    Pendo Second Officer Fan Club Team

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    Rimmer: That's a total lie!
     
  6. ajrimmer2012

    ajrimmer2012 Third Technician

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    Lister: No, it's not! Petersen told me.
     
  7. RedDwarffan2982

    RedDwarffan2982 First Technician

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    Rimmer: [imitating Lister) no it's not Peterson told me. Lister if you must know I wrote a dicourse on porous circuits that was just too radical too unconventional too mould breaking for the examiners to accept
     
  8. ajrimmer2012

    ajrimmer2012 Third Technician

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    Lister: Yeah. You said you were a fish.
     
  9. jaybo1973

    jaybo1973 Catering Officer

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    RIMMER: Is that a cigarette you're smoking Lister?
     
  10. gem5ie

    gem5ie Catering Officer

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    Lister: No, it's a chicken.
     
  11. ajrimmer2012

    ajrimmer2012 Third Technician

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    Rimmer: Right! You're on report. Two times in as many minutes, Lister! I don't know.
     
  12. RedDwarffan2982

    RedDwarffan2982 First Technician

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    Toddhunter: Rimmer, lister.
     
  13. ajrimmer2012

    ajrimmer2012 Third Technician

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    Rimmer: Yes, sir.
     
  14. SixthDwarfer

    SixthDwarfer Supply Officer

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    LISTER: Yo, Todhunter, Get down! *does a little jig*
     
  15. RedDwarffan2982

    RedDwarffan2982 First Technician

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    Toddhunter: indeed, now Rimmer I'm just going over Mcintyre's artefacts, and I see that you have filed 247 complaints... Against Lister.
     
  16. ajrimmer2012

    ajrimmer2012 Third Technician

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    Rimmer: (with a big smug smile on his face) Yes, Sir!
     
  17. jaybo1973

    jaybo1973 Catering Officer

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    Todhunter: That's 123 counts of insulting a superior technician, 39 counts of dereliction of duty, 84 counts of general insubordination and one count of mutiny.
     

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