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Discussion in 'RED DWARF UNIVERSE' started by jaybo1973, Feb 13, 2012.
RIMMER: Well Lister, not for long matey. Up up up, that's where I'm going!
Lister: Not until you pass your engineers exam.... and you won't do that because you'll just go in there and flunk again.
RIMMER: Lister, last time I only failed by the narrowest of narrow margins.
Lister: You what? You walked in there, wrote 'I am a fish' four hundred times, did a little funny dance and fainted.
Rimmer: That's a total lie!
Lister: No, it's not! Petersen told me.
Rimmer: [imitating Lister) no it's not Peterson told me. Lister if you must know I wrote a dicourse on porous circuits that was just too radical too unconventional too mould breaking for the examiners to accept
Lister: Yeah. You said you were a fish.
RIMMER: Is that a cigarette you're smoking Lister?
Lister: No, it's a chicken.
Rimmer: Right! You're on report. Two times in as many minutes, Lister! I don't know.
Toddhunter: Rimmer, lister.
Rimmer: Yes, sir.
LISTER: Yo, Todhunter, Get down! *does a little jig*
Toddhunter: indeed, now Rimmer I'm just going over Mcintyre's artefacts, and I see that you have filed 247 complaints... Against Lister.
Rimmer: (with a big smug smile on his face) Yes, Sir!
Todhunter: That's 123 counts of insulting a superior technician, 39 counts of dereliction of duty, 84 counts of general insubordination and one count of mutiny.