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Discussion in 'THE AIGBURTH ARMS' started by Ant E, May 16, 2018.
I'd be insulted if he wasn't.
Great question @Ant E.
I've been clearing out my flat to put everything in storage, and I keep finding folded bits of paper that say "IMPORTANT" on the front and instructions to contact one of my forum friends if I'm dead. Which I'd vaguely been planning to do... I'm just surprised to find I've done it three times and then forgotten. If the executor of my estate doesn't notice that all three numbers are the same and sends three texts, my designated person is really going to have their face rubbed in the fact of my death (especially if the notes turn up on different days, lol).
One of them also says, "I'm not actually expecting to die, but just in case!" - and then a smiley face. I think I added that because I don't want anyone to be led up the garden path, thinking it was suicide or even a gangland-style "hit", because it looks like I knew my days were numbered.
TBH, though if I ever vanish completely out of this community with no explanation to anyone, and no one can contact me, it's safe to assume I died. If I was annoyed with everyone, I wouldn't leave without booming "HAVE FUN SMELLING EACH OTHER'S GUFF-FILLED TROUSERS" to remove any ambiguity.
Strangled by your binocular cord?
Maybe you should simply hand over the reigns to me and make me the executor of your will?
Bring back the entire forum and all its members from ten years ago
You wern't even here 10 years ago. Stop trying to pretend you are cool
I am cool, I don't need to pretend to be
I’ll make sure you’re all informed.
Thanks for resurrecting this thread. Just remembered I will get a text if some egg dies. Well I've changed my number since then, so maybe not.
I did have a thought that it would be funny if I just suddenly stopped posting on the forum but continued to log in every day and didn't hide my online status so you'd all continue to see that I was here watching and reading all your posts. It would be fun to see how much time would pass before people started commenting on my lack of posts. I think someone (in all likelihood it would be Ant E) would start sending me private messages, which I wouldn't respond to, within a few days. After a couple of weeks there would probably be a thread about it (again it would probably be created by Ant E). The discussions and speculation would probably go on for months.
But of course I would never actually do something like that. Or would I?
The time I PM’ed you when you went quiet was because we all thought you were 78 years Old (and may have succumbed to the corona virus!!!!!)
That's basically what @terrorform does. Although he does come and shout at us in chat at times.
Just saying he comes in and shouts does him a disservice. what @terrorform does in chat is an art form
Yeah @Bluey, you should do some @terrorform style art.
I'm not sure what terrorform-style art is. Could you give me a description?
I didn't go quiet when the coronavirus thing started. But I must admit, I was mildly touched by the fact that you were so concerned about me that you felt the need to send me a private message on the forum.
You're very easily insulted it seems.
I wasn’t used to a compliment
I'll give you a single line from a poem he wrote last week.
"But they forced you against me, like you were an egg-timer on a beach."