Tex Rimmers Foreskin

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  1. Cloud

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    If Tex Rimmer put his Foreskin up on ebay how much would you pay for it?

    More than for a replica Blue Midget? I would pay millions I think.

    What about you smelly goons?
     
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  2. Nikki the Great

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    I would trade it for some very rare pogs
     
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  3. Cloud

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    What kind of pogs we talking?
     
  4. Nikki the Great

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    That set of No Fear ones. Quite possibly the rarest set of pogs in existence, rumor is a couple of boxes got sent to just one store in Texas while the rest were destroyed.
     
  5. Cloud

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    I have a veil of @tex_rimmers blood that I was going to inject directly into my testicles on the anniversary his account was created but I will trade you it for these rare and valuable pogs
     
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  6. Bluey

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    I wouldn't want it. But I'd buy it just for you, Cloud, because I know how much it means to you.
     
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    Don't change the subject, Ant. This is an extremely important and serious discussion about Tex Rimmer's foreskin.
     
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  9. Asclepius

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    Could you please post photos of it, so we know, what's on sale?
     
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  10. Ant E

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    Errrr @RECTUMfacedPYGMY may have a counterfeit version he wants to sell for cheaper so I’m hedging my bets (it it’s any of your business - which it isn’t)!
     
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    Ah just seen I was beaten to the punch on the @RECTUMfacedPYGMY gags.

    I used to have a pog maker when I was little
     
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  12. Nikki the Great

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    So you had one yesterday, did you?
     
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    I’m quite big for a little bloke
     
  14. Nikki the Great

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    Stop talking about your willbert on here ffs :sulk: No wonder @Sarah has left us again!
     
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  15. Tex_Rimmer

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    Wow, I must have busted somebody's chops pretty good. The anthill is still stirred up and I haven't even posted here in about 7 years. You guys don't even seem that old. Thanks kids, you've made my day.
     
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    WELCOME BACK, TEX!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF THE FORUM HISTORY! We've never met, so let me just say it's big pleasure for me to finally meet the legend you are.

    RED DWARF FORUM, TEX RIMMER HAS RETURNED!!!
     
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  18. Cloud

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    OMG

    TEX YOU ARE BACK

    PLEASE ENLIGHTEN US

    PLEASE TELL US THE WAYS

    TEACH US.

    WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, WHY HAVE YOU RETURNED. WHAT ALL DOES IT MEAN. PLEASE TELL US.

    TEACH US TEX
     
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    Imagine returning to the forum after years of being away and seeing this thread title :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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  20. Cloud

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    was it me? Did this amazing topic bring the God that is @Tex_Rimmer back
     
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