TEX RIMMER HAS RETURNED!

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  1. Asclepius

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    The greatest day of the forum history is here. The legendary @Tex_Rimmer is back. He probably returned to sell his foreskin in this thread by his biggest fan @Cloud.

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    But this is the place where you all should warmly welcome him back to HIS forum.

    @Seb, please sticky.
     
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  2. Ant E

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    Stunned and fuming
     
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  4. Ant E

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    Why now @Tex_Rimmer what lured you back? Do you remember being my arch enemy?!!! :sulk:
     
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  5. Underdunn

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    I've never heard anyone mention this Tex Rimmer bloke on here before, who is he?
     
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  6. Cloud

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    OMG THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY IN FORUM HISTORY
    OMG
    THIS IS AMAZING

    THE CHOSEN ONE IS BACK

    THIS IS A MIRACLE
     
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  7. Nikki the Great

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    How many PM’s / notifications did you have when you logged back on @Tex_Rimmer ?

    Ps take a back seat from being my enemy for a while @BozBoo - the original oaf is back!!! :sulk:
     
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  9. Nikki the Great

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    Remember when someone said "@Tex_Rimmer is gonna come back to the forum before @Seb does at this rate" and how we laughed?
     
  10. Underdunn

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    When Jesus was resurrected he remained on Earth for forty days. Let us see if history repeats itself here.

    "To whom also he shewed himself alive after his passion by many infallible posts, being seen of them forty days, and speaking of the things pertaining to the Red Dwarf Forum” (Acts 1:3).
     
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  11. BozBoo

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    That's not how this works. You are now MY enemy.
     
  12. Asclepius

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    It looks like Tex remained just 40 minutes, but anyway Octber 8th shall be known as The Forum Easter: Tex Rimmer resurrection and shall be celebrated every year since this moment.
     
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    And at Christmas, the baby @Tex_Rimmer will leave Nintendo's under the Christmas tree for us all
     
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  14. Spaceman

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    I like space, man
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    That is terrible.
     
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  16. Asclepius

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    Oh, smeg off, I don't have time for your nonsense, Lawrence.
     
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  17. Sammer4Rimmer

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    You seem like a smegging wreck, mate. Posting about Hattie's non-existent outbursts in cast commentaries, in a thread about funniest scenes ever, which appears in a forum specifically about Back to Earth. And posting from a misspelled handle.

    No doubt about it, you've flamingoed up. That's like a cock-up only much worse.
     

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