Studio scale Blue Midget pro built model for sale

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  1. Cloud

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    I think he died BECAUSE of this cursed Blue Midget. Anyone who comes into contact with this Blue Midget will die in 7 days the legend says. I can't believe Rectum is going to charge £500 to die.
     
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  2. Ant E

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    It’s cheaper in Switzerland clinics
     
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  4. Asclepius

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    He needs some money for his own funeral next week.
     
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    I wont even CONSIDER the asking price on this until you preform a voodoo ritual on this blue midget to get rid of the evil spirits contained within. You must of course provide video evidence of this because I wont just take you at your word, which has been spotty at best.
     
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  6. RECTUMfacedPYGMY

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  7. RECTUMfacedPYGMY

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    Honestly no fan wants this piece for £500?
     
  8. Ant E

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    Not if it’s stolen off a sick person :sulk:
     
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  9. Bluey

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    I haven't seen anyone in this thread yet show any serious interest in this thing, so I don't think lowering the price will make any difference.
     
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  10. RECTUMfacedPYGMY

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    I think you are right I’ll continue with it on eBay for £1100
     
  11. Ant E

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    Yet more live footage from Rectum McDuck’s (aka
    @RECTUMfacedPYGMY) lair of counterfeit crap.

     
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    Last message I’ll take £475..that’s a lot thes then I paid 10 years ago try and find a model maker to make you one the same as this he won’t charge you less then £2000
     
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    I thought you don't know this site exists. That's why you're desperately tryong to sell it here.
    You're getting lost in your lies... :roll:
     
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  14. Ant E

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    Questions for the buyer we MUST know:

    1. Who owns this tat? Is it you or your “friend”? You’ve now given two different accounts of who owns it

    2. You’re now claiming you paid for it (which differs to your previous story) - if so, how much did you pay?

    3. Was your friend really sick or was this another mistruth?

    4. Your house plant looks like it requires watering at best or pruning at worst. Please address this matter

    5. Who bullied @BigOleDummy off the forum?
     
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  15. ldsbonweb1

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    I am dieing XD
     
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    Why not donate it to Doug Naylor, it is a nice model and if as accurate to the plans as you say it could be a nice idea for it to be used in RDXIII or other future Red Dwarf productions. I presume the original no longer exists so make it a worthwhile donation to the Red Dwarf model cache, you might even get your name in the DVD documents if it is used.
     
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  17. Bluey

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    Good luck with that.
     
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    They are using the new model made for remastered now (the one with legs). This would be completely useless for them. And RECTUM wants to earn some money...
     
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    Didn't @kry102001 once try to flog a cassette of tongue tied on here?
     
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    I would easily pay £1000 for a signed cassette from @kry102001
     
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