So what is it?

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  1. GTaDave

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    Cheers, I could not be bothered to look it up... Though I should of known as they had runners on the athletics today.

    Your a Smeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Oh forget it...
     
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    Well, it's true! A simple carpenter's son who learns how to do magic tricks like that and doesn't go into show-business? Do any of us believe that, even for a second?
     
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    But first, song and dance. Brother Rimmer is portraying agony...
     
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    The Agony of the soul that searches out the Truth. The Truth danced by Brother Cat.
     
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    His gun must have gone off accidentally. Oh how I love him!
     
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    Brother, there is a grievous fault in thine weapon. It keepeth shooting people.
     
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    You either got it or you aint, and boys!! You aint even close!
     
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    See? There it goes again!

    Brother, a gift! A sparkling orb, let us admire its beauty...

    BANG!
     
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    Just thinking. Assuming of course we're not dealing with five-dimensional objects in a basic Euclidean geometric universe and given the essential premise that all geo-mathematics is based on the hideously limiting notion that one plus one equals two, and not as {Astemeyer} correctly postulates that one and two are in fact the same thing observed from different precepts, thummmm, the theoretical shape described by {Siddus} must therefore be a poly-dri-doc-deca-wee-hedron-a-hexa-sexa-hedro-adicon-a-di-bi- dolly-he-deca-dodron. Thuuummm. Everything else is popycock.
     
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    All hands on deck, swirly thing alert!
     
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    April fool.
     
  12. Baxters_Hooch

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    We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, July AND August fool.
     
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    A White Hole?
     
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    That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board. Like just then, when time repeated itself.

    So what is it?
     
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    I've never seen one before but I'm guessing that its a white hole . . .
     
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    So it's decided then. We consult Holly.
     
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    Ah, I think we've just encountered the middle of this conversation!
     
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    So what is it?
     
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    gaspatcho soup
     
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    Its a small off duty czechoslovakian traffic warden :-D
     

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