So what is it?

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  1. Weevil

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    is that thing spewing time back into the universe?
     
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    We've already had this conversation.
     
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    Oh someone punch him out
     
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    ok so what is it?
     
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    Don't worry, I won't mish.
     
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    You said "mish." "I'm not gonna mish," you said. You've only had two cans and you're steaming!
     
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    Well, it's not going to work. It's completely insane. It's whacko. It's noodle-doodle
     
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    I'm Talkie -- Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion.
     
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    Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the universe: a white hole returns it.
     
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    Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.
     
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    Since we're no longer affected by the laws of causality, we can override these time jumps if we concentrate.
     
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    So what is it? Just kidding! :-D
     
  18. Stephen

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    I think I've just worked out where we are.
     
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    would anyone like a cheese and hame bramble?
     

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