So what is it?

Discussion in 'RED DWARF UNIVERSE' started by Gluben, Apr 27, 2009.

  1. Daniel

    Daniel Console Officer

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    After you with the balls sir
     
  2. Stephen

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    Sir you don't have to be a great filanthrapist or a missionary worker. You simply have to sieze the gift of life.
     
  3. Weevil

    Weevil Deck Sergeant

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    So let me just repeat what I think you're saying... Arnold, that's *me*, and Kochanski, that's *the woman* - the really attractive one you saw earlier; me and her were in bed, giving it rizz, when Lister, that's the short, dumpy one with the stupid haircut, walks in and shoots me through the head while I'm making love with Kochanski?
     
  4. Stephen

    Stephen Guest

    I think you're just a little bit cocky for a guy who's never actually seen a real woman before!
     
  5. Tex_Rimmer

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    So what games do you play, then? Match the Bodypart to the Crewmember? Armpit Name That Tune? Guess Whose Botty is Sticking Through a Hole in the Curtain?
     
  6. hubbard

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    The sooner we get back you can both climb into a nice hot soapy bath and play spot the submarine.

    :lol:
     
  7. jacksmith

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    AWOOGA-AWOOGA-AWWAHH-AWHAAH-AWOOGA-AWOOGA-AWHAH
     
  8. Stephen

    Stephen Guest

    OK quark brain?
     
  9. shelbert

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    I'm fine thankyou Susan
     
  10. Stephen

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    Physically he's fine. He's got the body of a perfectly normal 30 year old human male...apparently.
     
  11. Weevil

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    NOW! STAB HIM! STAB HIM! STAB HIM! QUICK! STAB HIM!

    Uh, you haven't met "Stabem," have you? He's one of the scutters. Stabem, meet Lister's paranoia. Lister's paranoia, this is Stabem.
     
  12. Stephen

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    Course it is. Put it there Dave!
     
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    Kryten, do you know how to extract a warm bottle of salad cream from a mechanoid's rectal cavity?
     
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    oh a magic door so why didnt you say so?
     
  15. Gluben

    Gluben Second Technician

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    So what is it?
     
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    It's some thing that looks like white hole. And it makes us quote Red dwarf.
     
  17. Tex_Rimmer

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    Not offhand, ma'am, but I could research it.
     
  18. Weevil

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    That time she stuck her tongue down my ear. It wasn't my ear at all -- it was your ear. The woman I loved most in the whole world had her tongue down your ear. The most romantic thing I've ever had down my ear is a Johnson's baby bud.
     
  19. Stephen

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    HE'S GOING FOR IT!!
     
  20. Tex_Rimmer

    Tex_Rimmer First Technician

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    It has a 6 in it, but it's not 6,000.
     

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