Show us yer pumpkins!

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  1. Nikki the Great

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    ayyyyy
     
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    I really liked seeing Kirstie Alley's womanly beanbags.
     
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    Womanly beanbags
     
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    The late @jmc2000 must return and answer the accusations. This is worse than sausage-gate. :crying:
     
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    @jmc2000 is dead. You must accept this. @Abe is the new @jmc2000 now. All concerns must be addressed to him
     
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    @Abe someone said "bum" in chat!
     
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    What does @Abe intend to do about this :sulk:
     
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    @Abe will tell @Abe for sure!
     
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    Halloween bump
     
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    This year I'm going to have another go at the original (traditional) turnip jack o' lantern. But they're not easy, there's a reason why pumpkins replaced them. A pumpkin is basically an easy-to-carve shell with an easy-to-remove interior. Whereas a turnip is tiny. And if you use a swede (veg trivia: it's short for "Swedish turnip") so you've got more to work with, scooping it out is like trying to scoop out wood. And there's no obvious place to stop so you end up going through the side or having sides that are much too thick. And then the candle goes out because it's so small it isn't getting enough oxygen. I'm literally amazed that people ever bothered making jack o' lanterns out of turnips.
     
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    I've never seen a turnip this big, or a jack o' lantern this rubbish:

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    How could they be so stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid...

    Very interesting reading, @jmc2000.
     
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    I wonder what would happen if @GuffyGuy guffed on a lit pumpkin?
     
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    I don't know why the thread title made me laugh so hard, but I'm having to wipe the monitor down....! :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    It would probably explode.
     
  16. Nikki the Great

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    Did you wee on it? :eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
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    No, I was drinking some coffee.
     
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    Any update on who's next for questions??
     
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