Scrambled Dwarf

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  1. Pembers

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    Cat: So what is it?

    Kryten:
    It's a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian Traffic Warden

    Lister: Jesus

    Rimmer: Well, I see no other option. Let's blast it back into space.
     
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    Kryten: This will, of course leave me splattered across deep space and unable to complete today's laundry, for which I apologise in advance.
     
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    Rimmer: Well it's been a few years since I did that.
     
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    Lister: I prefer to count it in Ice Ages: then it's just four. And if you count it in leap Ice Ages, it's hardly even one.
     
  5. Pembers

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    Cat: THAT MANY????
     
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    Holly: Eureka! I've done it!
     
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  7. Pembers

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    Cat/Rimmer/Lister: WHAT????
     
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    Lister: Fiona Barrington! 15 years of age. You got off with her in your dad's greenhouse. You thought you got lucky but it turned out all the time that your hand in warm compost!
     
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    Rimmer: It was Uncle Frank!
     
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    Kryten: No that's birds, sir.
     
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    Emohawk: <flies off as chicken>
     
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    Cat: Uh uh, too slow, chicken merango. Too slow for this cat.
     
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    Rimmer: I AM ALIIIIV*EXPLODES*
     
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    Young Lister: Ommmmmmmmmm
     
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    Rimmer: Stand to attention you goit.
     
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    Holly: I'm a what?
     
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    Rimmer: That's why you're a fried egg chilli chutney sandwich.
     
  18. Pembers

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    Lister: So you've read my diary.
     
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    The Cat: Bring back Tex Rimmer
     
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    Kryten: I'm sorry Sir that just doesn't quite get to the nub of the matter for me.
     
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