Roads shouldn't be called roads

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  1. neilold king Wenceslas

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    They should be called cobble stone clippity clops and gravy should be called brown coloured meat water
     
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    Water should be called the wet stuff.
     
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    I think of cows as horses with down syndrome
     
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    Body shape and size, weak muscles, fatter necks and spaded feet, they simply have to be
     
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    Stay classy Old.
     
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    There aren't enough words that rhyme with 'orange'. This should be corrected by naming objects and animals to rhyme with it. Fish therefore should be called foranges and roads should be roranges.
     
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    I assume this is related?
     
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    Good idea. Roads should be named zzzzzz.
     
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    This thread is not funny. It's a poorly copied ancient 4chan thread. I propose it be closed immediately.
     
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