Chapter II StarBug landed in the docking bay of the ship,steam was coming out of all places Lister stepped out with a bazookoid he scanned the area with any life signs around the place. Kochanski came out also with a bazookoid she stood near Lister looking around the dark droopy docking bay. Cat came out with a mirror and a comb “damn i look horrible buds, just look at me” Cat's hair was all freely out, he violently combed his hair. Finally Kryten came out with the si fi scan “sirs mam i think we found something” he said Lister found a door “hey guys what about over there” he pointed. There was a red door which looked like if it was painted just last week with cheap paint, the four all went through the door and saw A number of corridors. “Right here’s the plan” Kochanski said “right Dave you go with Cat and i will go with Kryten” she said she was about to say something else but Kryten rudely interrupted her “oh no mam you are wrong miss Kochanski, i’ll go with Mr Lister and you go with Mr Cat” he said and finished with a smug, Lister came into the conversation “y’know what i go with Kriss and you go with Cat okay” they all finished what the said and went separate ways. Lister and Kochanski were together Lister was in front with a torch and carrying the bazookoid Kochanski was at the back checking for anything serious, they both stopped at a machine Like thing which says “anything you want”, a picture of a nun praying to god and clouds was on the front along with the copyright sign. Lister grabbed onto the the walkie talkie shaped as a dinosaur and spoke to the two other Cat and Kryten. Cat and Kryten were in an office searching for some clues and of coarse space tec since starbugs engine were faluty, “Hey bud, look at this” he said to Kryten, Kryten came over to a folder where it had a bunch of business papers Cat read through the papers not knowing what it means “hey do you understand giberish because i don’t understand” he said while holding the folder, Kryten had a look and translated it “well? What does it say” Cat asked Kryten looked down “well it is an instruction manual made in sweden and something very interesting” he explained to Cat, Cat had the ‘what is it’ face and asked “what is it?” “well sir it’s a machine called Anything you want”. Lister spoke in the walkie talkie again “oi what did i say,i found this smeggen machine!” he said Kochanski came to him and snatched the walkie talkie and turned it on. “Oh thanks Kris” he said then said what he had to say, as he did Lister tripped over some wires and accidently pushed the on button for the Anything you want machine, there was a weird sound coming from the machine, a door swung open from the top which pointed lasers at Lister which caused him to fade away.