My Heart is like a mushy pea

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  1. Underdunn

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    Given the state of comedy in the rest of this thread, that must have been a blessed relief.
     
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  2. Mike Rolls

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    You surely liked that sambuca story right Underdunn? It was my best adventure to date. Who knows what I will get up to next as I need to wait until episode 3 of my life it out!
     
  3. Underdunn

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    Please leave me alone. :-(
     
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    I am sorry Underdunn. Would you like to play online games sometime? Just dont spunk your magic lol.
     
  5. Underdunn

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    What online games do you play?
     
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    Wow Mike , if these are your good stories I would hate to waste a single second on your mundane smeg. Get a grip and get out more. Learn how to enjoy life. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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  8. Mike Rolls

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    I like that game where you cast healing wind, there is Fighters, Wizards and Elfs and you can spunk your magic. You know. No game that exists.
     
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    Your knowledge of online gaming seems surprisingly limited for someone who is basing their personality, identity and stories around it.
     
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    Healing wind underdunn, spunk your magic, wizard, fighter, elf, leading team of 6 big personalities, black sambuca, John.

    I bet you feel pretty silly now Underdunn.
     
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    Tell me more about 'John'.
     
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    John and me drink Black Sambuca on a tuesday night. He pukes on me and Children. He is VERY funny. Not as funny or as clever as me, Mike Rolls though.
     
  13. Underdunn

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    I find the antics of you and John very unamusing - and a little bit creepy.
     
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    I don't think you understand Underdunn. We drink after 4 because he puked on a child, then we puked on his niece 3 times at my flat, then he puked at me at the poetry slam. If thats not comedy then what is?
     
  15. Underdunn

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    I'm only pleased there are no women involved in your escapades.
     
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    Just you wait for chapter 3 in my life underdunn ;-) lets just say i get a blonde lady to fall head over heels for me.
     
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  19. Bluey

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    He seems suspiciously Simulant-like to me. And is about as amusing.
     
  20. Underdunn

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    You said that about me!!!! You see Simulants everywhere!!
     
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