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Discussion in 'THE AIGBURTH ARMS' started by Curryman, Oct 12, 2018.

  1. Curryman

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    Jill, for the last time, pointed out that water flows downhill and booted Jack in the arse.
     
  2. neilold

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    Ahh, but the pail of water came from a well, thus access to it from a higher point would be possible. Ergo it's Jill who deserves the boot for not thinking it out in a logical manner.
     
  3. Curryman

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    Reverse the neutron flow why don't you.
     
  4. neilold

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    Jack and Jill were never ghostbusters, and the fact that it's close to Halloween doesn't excuse it either
     
  5. Curryman

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  7. Curryman

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    Bloody frightening if you ask me. At this rate Argentina will elect a similar buffoon, then South America will have a murderous war with the U.S. supporting both sides.
     
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  8. neilold

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    The rise of the far right across the Americas is similar to the one that has occurred across Europe in the last few years. One of the reasons is said to be a reaction to mass immigration, often uncontrolled, into said regions
     
  9. Nikki the Great

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    Terrible innit.
     
  10. Curryman

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    Chuzzlewit!
     
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    A man died after injecting silicone into his testicles.
     
  12. neilold

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    what a way to go though. Though he would be more at home on a Billy thread than a jack one
     
  13. Curryman

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    Mass shootings in the US are now on a bi-weekly basis.
     
  14. neilold

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    That's hardly news
     
  15. Curryman

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    No, but it is rather sad.
     
  16. Underdunn

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    That's nothing - just mere days ago this occured in a lonely part of the scotlands...

    "A Scottish man who had his genitals bitten off by a dog had peanut butter smeared on his crotch before the wince-inducing attack. The man, who has not been named, was put into an induced coma after he was savaged by an Old English bulldog—reportedly named Biggie—in September in Haddington, near the Scottish capital of Edinburgh. Police say the man was alone with Biggie when the attack took place with peanut butter—or another food spread—spread over the soon-to-be-detatched region. The man is now conscious and helping police with their inquiries into the incident."

    Doubtless the result of a series of completely unconnected and definitely not-at-all sexual coincidences, all occuring within a short time frame of each other.
     
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  17. neilold

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    True, and sadly expected
     
  18. neilold

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    That is the sort of news reporting I want to see undies
     
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    Was it you or someone from your family?
     
  20. Bluey

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    It was BozBoo. He's typing to us from the afterlife.
     
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