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Discussion in 'THE AIGBURTH ARMS' started by Cloud, Jul 19, 2019.
Please give them to me
“I won’t” said the man
Please give me your oats
The passengers all said what a bad railway it was. Then they told the man (@neilold) how bad he was instead.
Everyone was very cross.
At last he handed his oats over...
Thanks for the oats. They were really useful oats.
Unless I can mix those oats with my drink of choice- Black Sambuca I am not interested. Unless episode 4 of Mike Rolls is about me having a bath in some oats
Classic life goals
Maybe episode 5 can be about this blonde character I have created called Rikki, finally coming to her senses and sitting on my face. Here is a dramatic reenactment
You can have all of my oats, Cloud. What do you intend to do with them?
Don't ask questions you dont really want the answers to Bluester
If someone said how bad I was, then I'm not surprised everyone was very cross
You've only gone and made me even more curious now, Cloud.
Please don't ruin @Cloud's thread with your terrible posts.
Have done and will continue to do so
Yeah yeah!!! U may recall Spaceman made a horror recording of Spaceman coming thru Clouds toilet and abducting him...........well u all loved it and asked for a prequel and here it is!!!!! This one is a story about what happened that lead up to Spaceman coming out of Cloudikins toilet. Spacemans alien friend Alga Cold phones Cloud...................
The voices were on the line again, three times Cloud dialled the number and all the times he only could hear a strange voice, one crossed line was bad but three times? Cloud tried again, but all he heard again was the voice, this time instead he listened to the voice, it was a scary voice, it was strange, it was almost..............alien. Cloudikins realised he was shaking with fear, words came across and this time he understood some of the words, words like ‘abduction’......... ‘Spaceman’....... ‘toilet’. Cloud was scared, he wanted to put down the phone to stop the voice, but he couldnt, it was as if he knew these words were about..........himself!!! Suddenly the line went silent......Could they hear him?!?!?!? Then he heard his own name spoken!!!!!!! Cloudikins slammed the phone down, his hands shaking. Cloud tried to keep himself calm, he kept repeating to himself ‘this is not real, this is not real, this is not real, this is not real’
Somewhere a toilet was flushing
And that leads to the abduction recording.............
I don’t get it. Was @Cloud shot on the toilet or was he just struggling with a big Poo? We’ve all been there!!!
Why don’t you make one about all the forum members who are missing having a holiday (featuring @kry102001 @simulant37 @Diet_coke @GuffyGuy
You actually bothered listening to it?
I skimmed it (whilst on the toilet ironically)!
Although maybe it’s my hearing going in my old age but I couldn’t hear most of it!!
Please project your voice clearer in future @Spaceman
Thank u for your question Ant-Man. Cloud is at first moment attempting a telephone call on the telephone upstairs, you can read about that in the short story Spaceman did in this thread. Cloud dont know it but the person on the phone is Spacemans alien friend Alga Cold!
When Cloud has put down the telephone at the storys end that is when the audio recording story begins. Cloud hears a noise from his bathroom and goes to investigate, when he does he sees Spacemans gloved hand coming out of his toilet..........................
Then Cloud goes ‘oooooh’ which u hear on the recording. Cloud is the one in the recording with the northern ireland accent. Next Spaceman speaks and Cloud goes ‘this would need to be some form of sick twisted joke’...........theres some more stuff said then Spaceman blasts Cloudikins with his laser gun, at this moment in the story Cloud is standing in the bathroom doorway but when hit with the laser beam he falls and is unconcious. Next part of the recording is on Spacemans spaceship where Cloud is unconcious, Spaceman goes through the takeoff procedure as about to take Cloud in to deep space!
Gotta hit me, hit me!
Gotta hit me, hit me!
Hit me with those laser beams!
Ow, ow, ow
The second of your questions Ant-Man........Spaceman cant make a story about the ppl u said because next up is this..........
Nikki and Cloud: a five part epic!
Part 1: the drive [written play]
Nikki arrives in northern ireland and driving hire car to meet cloudikins to watch the sonic the hedgehog movie at cinema, she calls him up whilst driving
Part 2: the meeting [written story]
Nikki and Cloud meet!!!
Part 3: the nikki and spaceman phone call [audio recording]
Nikki calls Spaceman for invite him to see the Sonic movie with her and Cloudikins
Part 4: the break up [written play]
Cloud not impressed when Nikki has invite Spaceman, they have a row and their friendship ends
Part 5: the reunion [not decided yet......was thinking written play but not certain]
Nikki and Cloud make up and go with Spaceman to see Sonic movie! They all do cosplay to the cinema, Cloud as Doctor Robotnick