If someone took a Poo in your Christmas stocking what would you do with it?

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  1. Cloud

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    You dunno who did it. You just come down on Christmas morning and find a big smelly one right in the Christmas stocking
     
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  3. Asclepius

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    Santa Václav Claus can be very impolite....

    I'm glad we don't have Christmas stockings here. :lol:
     
  4. Ant E

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    Use it as a secret Santa gift
     
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  5. Bluey

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    Nice, Ant. You brought a smile to my face there.
     
  6. Kittypaws

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    If I ever found out who did it, person would be shoved face-first in it.
     
  7. Nikki the Great

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    I would attempt to whirl the stocking around so I can fling it out the window, probably resulting in smeg being sprayed everywhere
     
  8. Asclepius

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    Where do you live? Just in case I went there. I don't want pile of smeg on my head.
     
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  9. Nikki the Great

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    Wherever you go, I will find you and spray it at you...
     
  10. Spaceman

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    Spaceman would come thru ur toilet again Cloud. DAT is what he would do............

    https://soundcloud.com/user-597162073/abduction/s-S42Vj

    Now don't make Spaceman to have to make a sequel to this, Spaceman can make a continuation where we get to hear what happened to Cloudikins when after you were abducted. Sound FX, funny stuff, your voice again, AGAIN with northern Ireland accent, Spaceman would make a part 2 IF you or someone here wanted him to.......

    WHAT YOU SAY GUYS?!?!??!?!?!
     
  11. Nikki the Great

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    Nobody cares, Danny. Nobody.
     
  12. Asclepius

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    The ghost of Christmas Awkwardness
     
  13. Ant E

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    Yeh n be messaged me calling me a bully to Neil olds racist :roll:
     
  14. Nikki the Great

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    Story?
     
  15. Ant E

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    Let me translate to sober !!!

    I’ve been accused of bullying @neilold the red nosed reindeer yet again. So I think it’s time I started being Mr nice!!!

    Do you agree

    Ant welcomes your feedback
     
  16. Bluey

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    Why, what have you been doing to Neil, Ant?
     
  17. Nikki the Great

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    Maybe be nice to everyone except Neil instead.
     
  18. neilold

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    The truth is out about you ant, and about time to
     
  19. Ant E

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    *too
     
  20. Cloud

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    neil you are a smelly pair of balls
     
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