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  1. Sammer4Rimmer

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    I was in the kitchen at work and heard someone in the photocopier room across the corridor let out the most enormous squelchy wet fart. I was tempted to chuck some paper towels in to them, I'm convinced they must have shat themselves.
     
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  2. Cloud

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    Best topic of 2018. With only days to spare this gold has appeared
     
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  3. Pembers

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    Alright Sam
     
  4. Bluey

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    That was a nice little story. Thanks for sharing. I especially liked the use of the word 'squelch'. I hope to read many more of your workplace adventures in the future - especially ones containing the word 'squelch'.
     
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    Have you ever done a nice squelch @Bluey?
     
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  6. Bluey

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    That's entirely possible, Cloud.
     
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  7. Cloud

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    rude
     
  8. Bluey

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    That was a very Ant E-ish reply, Cloud.
     
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    That was a very Bluey-ish reply, Bluey.
     
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  10. Bluey

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    Really? Not what I was trying for.
     
  11. Nikki the Great

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    I love how this thread is going :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  12. Sammer4Rimmer

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    With my luck, someone would appear out of nowhere just as I was pushing out the final wet rasp.
     
  13. Bluey

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    A person appearing out of nowhere would be an impressive illusion.
     
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  14. Nikki the Great

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    But you would be less impressed with the wet rasp?
     
  15. Bluey

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    Exactly. Rasps don't tend to impress me. Wet or not.
     
  16. Sammer4Rimmer

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    I try to avoid it at all costs, unless I'm at my parents house... it's okay there
     
  17. Bluey

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    Why is it okay there?
     
  18. Sammer4Rimmer

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    Less of the personal questions, buster.
     
  19. Bluey

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    What's a buster?
     
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    Mate? Chum? Friend?
     

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