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Discussion in 'THE AIGBURTH ARMS' started by neilold, May 29, 2019.
I miss Harry's poems They were better than the insane creations of some of our other enemies.
Jeez, don't remind me...
I am reminded every day. I had a Roll for lunch and nearly puked up.
I've never heard this before. If people are having dreams about me I'd like to hear the details. Unless they involve lube.
I dream you are a git.which is dreams and reality being one, because you are a git.
Luckily for you, I keep a dream diary. Here is the whole thing from June last year:
"Doing ballet and teacher was getting angry over stuff, saying we need to signal if we're going to turn round. Then said Bruce Forsyth was a very big and wonderful man but he always acted grumpy and signalled. Then someone got a huge gun and was saying now we would signal. Watching people trying to do ballet but they kept going into slow motion.
We met Bluey. Someone went in and found him and then told the rest of us to come quick. He was an old man with a younger fat wife and they had an adult child who needed his nappy changed. He had a really big old house but hardly any furniture. The house was slightly messy and dusty. He was very friendly but a bit sad.
Trying to get a bus back but they were all cancelled or delayed."
That was great! Make sure you let me know if you have any more dreams about me. My favourite part was:
Was it an accurate description of your character?
This is as good a place as any to post this Doug tweet from the 14th of this month:
Kryten mask test today. Learned a lot. Back to drawing board. Danny wig test - looked good.
What does a Kryten mask test look like?
My guess is that it's a spambot that's been programmed to keep creating threads. It makes a new one every minute.
You're a bit like a spambot yourself.
I wish the increasingly annoying Paul would shut up for awhile and let other people talk.
Tell us more about this 'increasingly annoying Paul', Sammer. He sounds an interesting person.
Just out of interest, why didn't you Google him if you didn't know who he is?
How do you know that I didn't Google him?
Well that makes sense I suppose. I also didn't know who Paul Robeson was, but I understood the joke better when I listened to him on Youtube. It's still a relatively obscure cultural reference though, which is recurring problem with Red Dwarf. I hadn't heard of Helen Shapiro or James Last either.
Are you the poor goit that looks like Helen Shapiro?
Nice. But that dog has one hell of an ugly face.
So do you.