Dreams

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  1. Nikki the Great

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    Just gonna dump all the forum member related dreams from my dream diary, cos I'm bored on a train and some might be interesting:

    18th June 2018:
    At the beach having to pretend to @jmc2000's family that I am his gf. Something about investigating some guy who asked if I liked horses and I lied. Some shoddy hotel was featured.

    June 29th 2018:

    Stopped to stroke white fluffy cat with @Underdunn. Woman came along and said it was her cat, Charlie, and she takes her cats on holidays. She said they'd been to loads of countries, but only seemed to be uk countries. Said she goes on a helicopter cos that's "harbour living". Then she asked if we wanted to see her house, we agreed. Her house at first looked nice but got steadily grosser. She was looking for her other cat. She said we had to wait here til she found it. She had a load of fat horrible kids who broke my phone charger and my battery was on 1 percent. The dad told me they didn't do it. Was getting worried but they wouldn't let us leave. Pretended to be looking for cat but hid in a small bathtub in a laundry room. @Underdunn didn't see and was climbing out the window and then tried to call me. I popped up and he helped me out. But the woman appeared. We said we were just looking outside for the cat and she said ok and got in a small boat and left. Called her a sociopath. Then we were trying to get out the area but her nasty kids and husband were following us. But some other people came to help, including Winona Rider, who was mean to me. Saying she was gonna do a gymnastics display but told me I was too fat now. The rest of the people suggested we wore scary make up and I agreed but was worried about having something to wipe it off after. Things outside seemed all scary anyway, people were floating around. The people helping us seemed to be becoming aggressive. Then saw my ex turn up and was scared. A woman said she'd help us escape. She was dressed as a peacock. She said we needed to get some pens from Superdrug that would make our hair a bit blue but not enough to get in trouble at school. Was finding it hard to find them.

    June 30th 2018:

    Dreamed had my hair cut short and dyed black. Didn't like it so kept shaking head til it grew but snapped my glasses doing that. Was trying to find someone who got kidnapped but couldn't. Found I could go en pointe without point shoes and could travel really fast by flapping arms, so was just going around like that. Rebecca (remember her?) came back to chat and was being mean. @jmc2000 kept saying we had to go shopping for new clothes.

    July 1st 2018:

    Was looking after a kid with cancer (chaperoning some trapeze show) and when I was taking him to toilet he was showing me some hiding place. This other woman I knew from years ago and a kid started making fun of his teeth. I told them not to and explained he was unwell and the woman started laughing about that. I went to punch her but she ran. Every time I tried to punch her she moved too fast. Her and the kid with her was laughing. Then I realised the boy needed to go back. It was hard to find the way back, was a lot of weird stairs etc. Then some horrible man/monster started following. It seemed he was something to do with the woman. I saw her family who were crying and didn't want to hear what she'd done. So I told them I would punch her. I managed to get the kid back but the monster/man was becoming a problem, but it seemed he knew he couldn't enter certain areas. He seemed to be the dad of one of the other kids backstage. When they were performing I spotted the woman in the audience so went up to find her. Was struggling to get up cos no stairs, just big squishy blocks. And the man thing kept dragging me back down and then putting the info on his computer. Eventually I got up and some of this women's friends were also laughing about the kid with cancer, but I spotted the woman, pushed her down and punched her. Then @jmc2000 told me off.

    July 2nd 2018:

    Accidentally ended up in Australia and @Underdunn was there. Said it didn't look like Australia, but @Underdunn said "Can't you feel that heat?" I was pissed off cos I was looking for someone I was mad at and wanted to give him hell. It seemed his house turned up there though so I went outside, was laughing at it and flipped them off at the window. The guys dad flew out threatening to call the police, so I just gave him a load of gob which was mostly nonsensical.

    July 5th 2018:

    Went to see @Cloud and wife. Didn't look like his wife at all. They didn't share a bed and @Cloud was sad so let him share mine. Seemed I had a really terrible tattoo of a snowflake on my hand so @Cloud said his wife could fix it. She gave me a whole sleeve and @Cloud too. It was really decorative though worried I'd be in trouble and could never have my arm back to normal. Then I noticed on the finger was written @jmc2000's real name. She said she didn't mean THAT @jmc2000, it was a part of the story of the tattoo. It just looked like handwriting, so I tried scrubbing it off in school toilets but it wouldn't come off. Then a woman off eastenders told me there's no way it would come off. I was desperately trying to hide it cos I was scared @jmc2000 would see it and take it the wrong way.

    July 9th 2018:

    Not sure where I was, someone's huge house. But it seemed it was some kinda Christmas thing. @jmc2000, @Pembers and a local girl were there. @jmc2000 had all these elaborate gifts. I was literally going into the cupboard and dishing out what was in there. @jmc2000 was pissed off that I gave a small badge in the shape of a chimney to the girl, saying he was hoping to get "the special gift". I gave him a small rubber glow in the dark Morph. He wasn't impressed and called the police. I was trying hard to get ready cos I knew we were all meeting @Underdunn soon, and the longer it took the later it would be. So when the policewoman came to tell me off I was annoyed at @jmc2000 for the delay. Also she confiscated my coat and told me we all had to leave the building now. I was annoyed cos I wasn't washed yet. The girl said I could use her place. So we ran off, straight through a dance competition, to hers, while @jmc2000 went another way. @jmc2000 started texting accusing us of being lesbians. So we decided to pretend we were. @jmc2000 flipped out. He kept sending various people to have a word with me. When he realised I was just getting ready to go and meet @Underdunn he flipped out, kept stealing stuff and doing strange things.

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    July 10th 2018:

    Some actress left some clues on a way to escape somewhere, but it was really hard and I just got stuck. So I waited til some other people came and followed them out. Everyone was joking about how they managed to work out the mystery and I was laughing awkwardly then shuffling away. Walked through a field and noticed all the cows were dead, and some woman pulled a string out of a hole and found a load of gold. @Underdunn accidentally called me and had a much deeper voice than I imagined.

    July 11th 2018:

    Packing up to move with my family to America and didn't really want to, so ran away. Part of it seemed to involve climbing down a pile of luggage, but I slipped and fell. Then it seemed my brother was going on Jeremy Kyle cos his wife thought he was interested in someone else. The other woman went on first and was singing and people were cheering. His wife was getting upset and saying she must be really great looking for people to cheer. She told me I had to come too, but I looked down and realised I was wearing a horrible nightdress. So I put on a load of clothes on top. But then when she went ahead, I turned and ran off. Then saw an ex who said I looked fat, but I said it was all the clothes I was wearing and started taking them off. Then @Underdunn appeared and saw the horrible nightdress but liked it.

    July 12th 2018:

    Was in the bath with no water in it and @Underdunn was too, dressed as Spiderman. People kept coming in the room, as if it were chat. @EasterBunny was also dressed as Spiderman. @DivineVarod came in briefly, dressed as Batman or something. @EasterBunny started singing a rude song and we were all trying hard not to laugh. @DivineVarod turned and gave ME a filthy look, then left. Then some kind of sinister..tartan...joker appeared. And we weren't sure who it was. But he was happily chatting to everyone, til I tried to speak and then he'd go silent and look really sinister. Then I could see @Stephen looking over the door at us.

    July 14th 2018:

    Was in a pub and found all this weed on the floor. But it was like green pinecones with a load of big stalks. @Underdunn said to go in the toilet and hide it. So I went in but found the stalks too hard to remove so bundled it up and put it in my pocket. Someone was picking us up to stay at their house and I was worried in the car cos the stalks kept popping back out. When I got there I went straight to use the bathroom to try to cut the stalks off. I managed to, but a lot of the actual weed was lost in the process. I threw the stalks out the window, thinking they'd either just blow away or look like normal twigs. So left the bathroom and went downstairs, noticed Pinnochio was on the tv so avoided it, but then whoever's house it was - their cat brought the stalks in. And this woman said I could no longer stay in this family friendly place, it was my own fault and I'd have to stay somewhere 18+. So I was shoved in a car with a guy I didn't know, who kept driving really fast and letting go of the steering wheel. Then arrived at the house I appeared to be staying in now which was full of mutilated corpses hanging from the wall. So I stole the car I had come in, but it was uncontrollable and woke up as I crashed it.

    July 16th 2018:

    Waiting for people to come, but nobody did(?) Was at @Underdunn's house, which looked like my old house, and we were looking out the window, laughing at Harry, who suddenly announced "there's a queue for revenge" and pulled the whole front of the house off, which seemed to disappear to nowhere. @Underdunn was upset, so I found a lego mouse and gave it to him, which seemed to make him happy. Then we went shopping for new stuff for him. Found a huge box which looked like an engagement ring box. So I planted it in an aisle said to @Underdunn "Next person that picks this up is engaged to me". Then Harry picked it up and I was worried but @Underdunn was laughing hysterically.

    July 21st 2018:

    Spray painted my phone number on a wall in huge numbers. @jmc2000 came along and had a go at me so I said it must've been someone else. He then got Craig Charles to investigate and some random guy from Bristol got the blame. He then sent his gang after me. @Underdunn promised to look after me, saying they wouldn't mess with him. Saw a car full of them yelling and he calmly told them they'd got it wrong.

    July 22nd 2018:

    Was painting @jmc2000's floor pink with a glue stick. @Underdunn and @Cloud asked why and when I said cos he'd been good to me they both said he hadn't and to just leave it. Some school got shot up shortly after and I blamed myself.

    Was in some kinda huge hall which had like big posters with explanations for life but I was struggling to read them. Remembered burying someone in a field but couldn't remember where. Seemed I would have to if I wanted to evacuate.

    More to come after I change trains!
     
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    Some good stuff there, @Nikki the Great. I'll have a proper read through when I've got time. So far this was my favourite part:

    "Went to see @Cloud and wife. Didn't look like his wife at all. They didn't share a bed and @Cloudwas sad so let him share mine."
     
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    This is how I treat sad people
     
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    July 23rd 2018:

    @Pembers had been round another friends house, asking stuff about me. I wasn't pleased and was worried what he might have heard. They told me he had put their rabbit on his lap whilst naked.

    It seemed I was looking after an irl version of Mr. Burns. I was concerned he was too hunched so I stabbed him through the back of the chair and left the knife there, pinning him upright to the chair, hoping it would straighten out his back.

    July 24th 2018:

    Trying to get in chat but it had changed. Ended up in the wrong room with some people, one of whom had written a creepypasta which I thought was good. @Underdunn appeared and I was pleased to see him but then all he said was that the creepypasta was crap. He started showing charts as to why it was crap and the person who wrote it got upset.

    Seemed there was a serial killer lurking outside the building I live in. Someone had piled up bin bags by the doors etc to stop them getting in. It was raining really hard. Someone in the block said we had to go to some fastfood place immediately, and we must all pile in someone's car and go. I was trying desperately to get my shoes on, but they just wouldn't go on. So I ran out with them not really on properly, but the people in the car said I couldn't get in without wearing shoes, so they sped off. Then I realised I was locked out of the whole building.

    Was trying to get away from @jmc2000 who was trying to tell me off again. Tried going up this overgrown path but it was all full of stinging nettles.

    28th July 2018:

    @Cloud said to @Underdunn to give me a hug, but I realised I was naked but @Underdunn did anyway and said "can you feel the connection". Then sort of carried me around, slipped his shirt on me so we were both wearing it. Then slipped out himself and said "now you look lovely bones". Then @Abe called and said to come and find him through the maze he made at his house which was "90's objects amongst a period drama". His house just seemed to be really old with a lot of floors. There was a lot of old furniture in it, but here and there like an object from the 90's placed in it. @Underdunn was running to the top and I was struggling to keep up. There was so many floors. Then got to the top and @Cloud was in front of the door said to be careful and to try to stay close to @Underdunn. So I opened the door but @jmc2000 flew out of nowhere, seemingly naked, and grabbed me in a long lingering hug and was loudly shouting "inside jokes" and wouldn't let go. @Underdunn intervened, said @jmc2000 was crushing me and @Underdunn then took me to emergency exit which was like a garbage shoot or something, told me to hold onto him and we slid all the way down but it seemed to take very long and went round the whole building.

    2nd August 2018:

    @Abe was refusing to come back to chat cos @EasterBunny had put worms in his dinner.

    @Cloud had walked around where I lived, writing stuff on cars and letting off fireworks.

    August 3rd 2018:

    Seemed I was stuck in some kinda shed. @Underdunn came and let me out, then we were trying to find somewhere to do stuff. @jmc2000 appeared to be following. There was something to do with @Pembers living on top of a business and his flat had an old dial phone which was creeping me out cos I felt something weird would be on the line. It was raining outside.

    August 7th 2018:

    Some girl beat up an old man so I went after her. She was saying he was a pedo cos he was from a tower block so I hit her. Her friends appeared and said now I would be in trouble with her whole family. I could see all these meat heads with placards up ahead and was worrying about it. So I tried to go round them. @Underdunn appeared and said you need to wear a top hat for them not to touch you. He was wearing a colourful knitted one that kept flopping down.

    10th August 2018:

    Wasn't able to get in chat much, but everytime I got in it was just Danny spamming and @Sarah talking about stuff that didn't interest me.

    August 11th 2018:

    Was trying to help @Underdunn with something. Seemed to be related to a dish of pebbles, sorting them out. Then he needed to go somewhere but didn't know the way, so I said I would help. Noticed there was a station outside that seemed really unnaturally bright. @jmc2000 and @Pembers were outside it. I realised they had seen me cos @jmc2000 was calling my name. @Pembers asked if we were lost. I said "yeah but I think we've got it". @jmc2000 suddenly loudly boomed out "This reminds me of the other day when we got lost in house of fraser Nikki". I pointed out that wasn't true, but he kept going. I was getting annoyed so I picked up a tub of butter and threw it at him and then an egg, which hit him but didn't break. He got really angry and started yelling at me, so I tried walking away, but he kept following, shouting. I hid in an alley but could still hear him. Noticed a pink house with a crack in the wall and thought I could sneak in, but he was still following shouting. Then started babbling that the house I had gone in would be perfect for us to live in. I wanted to find @Underdunn again, but seemed to be lost.

    More to follow!



     
  7. Nikki the Great

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    17th August 2018:

    There was a golf course and @Underdunn asked if I'd ever seen one before. I said not from inside. So he drove us there but it looked really sinister and I wasn't sure I wanted to go in. Outside there was like a model of a man with a fish head which was smiling creepily, showing sharp teeth. It was placed on a broken trampoline. I said I was scared but @Underdunn said he would look after me and held my hand. I was worried he would laugh at my little hands but he didn't seem to notice. But then inside there was a dead body and others panicking. @BozBoo told me I needed to go and get some clothes and a packed lunch for the body. I wasn't sure of the way back and kept seemingly going in a circle and coming back to more panic. I eventually got to where I needed, which seemed to be @Underdunn's house, but I was worried that all his clothes would be too small cos the corpse was huge and all I could find food wise was soup with ants in it. But then I noticed there were bodies everywhere in his house and I panicked that something was happening and needed to find @Underdunn. I tried going back but was hopelessly lost. Someone said I needed to leave the whole place cos nobody was safe but I didn't want to leave without him.

    18th August 2018:

    I was looking after some house and people kept turning up. @Pembers brought some girl and they sat downstairs, not socialising with everyone else. @Underdunn kept giving me the ring pull things off everyone's drinks and seemed really pleased with himself. @jmc2000 was loudly talking about his bald head, but when someone made a joke back, he got furious. The girl @Pembers brought had done a dump on the floor, and I tried to be nice, saying it was probably a dog. But then @jmc2000 started loudly blaming me and said everyone else had to leave but I had to stay behind to clean it up. @Underdunn said to just sneak out with everyone else.

    August 23rd:

    Seemed I lived somewhere that I did as a child. @jmc2000 turned up in the area and I didn't want him to see where I lived. So I didn't enter my house whilst he was there and deliberately stalled to stroke cats and sniff flowers. @jmc2000 started going on and on about flowers like he was an expert. Someone came up to me, gave me a coathanger and said "You know if you pull it back it'll fire the hook". So I did that and ran but then felt bad and got scared I would be in trouble.

    August 30th 2018:

    @jmc2000 turned up where I was, despite the fact that I knew I told him I wasn't in the country (but seemed I actually was). He was making out like he just bumped into me. I said I couldn't talk right now, I had to help a girl with something. I asked this girl to please help me, so she took me to a pub and told me to wait while she went into the toilet to get help. I freaked out cos a @jmc2000 lookalike was sitting on a bed in the room. But it turned out to be someone else I sort of know - a street performer who uses ladders - so I said "Hey you're the ladder guy" and he got excited that I recognised him. Then the girl came back with another girl who told us to come with her. We were following her around the pub for the exit but we got distracted by a dog that was talking a bit - saying "Hello" and "Don't bite" but I sort of thought to myself that most dogs do that if you train them. Eventually we left, but the other girl suddenly got set upon as if it was a pedo sting, people filming etc. Seemed to be cos the girl had been suicidal, which I thought was a terrible reason to sting someone, but the first girl said to use it as a chance to slip away. We found the ladder guy again and begged him to drive us anywhere, but he seemed to drive us round in circles. We got out anyway and went in a different pub, but @jmc2000 just appeared from the crowd, wearing a nazi uniform saying how much he was enjoying it. I told him to think of some words to describe how he was enjoying it, then ran. Bumped into @Pembers and I said it was a game, we needed to get as far away from @jmc2000 as possible without getting caught. So he suggested getting on a train and going to a random destination. But we got on a train with like wooden open top carriages, and could see @jmc2000 stood on the platform. We lay down on the floor but some guy with a mic, who seemed to be hosting some event started loudly announcing and making jokes about "the people on the floor are in first class". So we hopped off and @Pembers said to try the next one, which we did and it was a proper train, supposedly going to Manchester, but it just went in circles around the track then stopped. @Pembers thought it was funny but I didn't. @jmc2000 appeared again and I realised each time I hadn't recognised him, which scared me cos it meant he was able to disguise himself.

    August 31st 2018:

    @Underdunn suddenly refused to talk to me. I kept trying to show him stuff but he just looked angry and ignored me. I made a stickman out of actual sticks and threw it at him, but was horrified when it seemed to come alive and start attacking him.

    A wasp was on me but instead of helping, @Underdunn and current Ben from BB just laughed and said it was gonna sting me and I deserved it. Ben's face started to change to Ben from BB - the posh one from years ago on channel 4. But his hair sort of...shrank back in his head.

    September 11th 2018:

    I was trying to find the airport cos I was meant to be going to Ireland to see @Cloud. It was getting dark and I was going back and forth along this road getting upset. Some kids walked along and I asked for them to help. They told me to keep going along the road and then laughed. I kept going, being unsure and getting upset. Some guy asked where I was trying to go, so I told him. He said it was back the other way. I saw the kids again who were laughing. I got mad at them. One seemed to be @Abe and the other gave his name, including his middle name - "Samwow". I said I had heard that before and he said I can't have, cos it was Greek. So I seemed to get to Ireland, which was like some kinda weird land in the middle of nowhere, in mountains and water and stuff. When I got to @Cloud's house @Pembers was there and some others I didn't know. @Cloud had short curly hair and was really happy to see me. There was a little kid there which seemed to be @Cloud's wife's but @Cloud said it wasn't his. I thought he looked like a blond @Cloud. I was concerned by how late I was and that I'd need to leave soon, but @Cloud's wife said she would give me pyjamas and I could shower and stay there. I seemed to do that and when I came out everyone was in pyjamas and @Cloud's wife started hugging me. @Cloud was missing, but then called to say he couldn't stay there as he was battling with his feelings. Then these wolves seemed to appear. @Cloud and his wife just had their back doors open and the wolves were coming in. I pointed out they were there but @Cloud's wife said to just ignore them, "that's Ireland for you" etc. I asked if maybe she should shut the doors but she said it would be fine. Then a HUGE one walked in and she told everyone to stay still til it was gone. It seemed to be looking at the baby, but then it grabbed a guy from a boyband who seemed to be there and dragged him out. We were all freaking out and managed to get the door shut but could see it still out there. I ran out the house but @Cloud called again and said please don't leave yet. So I went to go back but was scared the wolves would be there. I thought one was running at me but it turned out to be a sheep. I got back in the house and people pointed to an old man out there, who had killed the wolf. Then @Underdunn appeared out there, looking at the other guys body and sort of laughing awkwardly. @Cloud finally returned and said he would take me to the airport. On the way he asked if we could go to a hotel and just get off with each other instead.

    13th September 2018:

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    seemed to live somewhere else and a woman I had trouble with was walking past my house being loud. So I flipped her out at each window til she was gone. Some custody battle seemed to be going on outside and I was worried about @Underdunn who was on his way. He made it ok but was disappointed I didn't have an iron.

    15th September 2018:

    Was going on the run with @Underdunn and some old woman called "Greenpeace". We got to the edge of a cliff and this woman took off this huge map dress she was wearing and blew it up into a ball so it was a globe, chucked it in the water and jumped off the cliff onto it. Me and @Underdunn kept trying to chuck inflatables down, one was a gold ball, one was a big red heart and others I can't remember, but people kept taking them. After a while @Underdunn started laughing at all the inflatables and said "Look what Greenpeace has done to the sea" which became the funniest thing ever to me. We eventually seemed to get down and were floating on a bit of wood. I kept worrying cos the wood reminded me that I lived in a crate and I felt ashamed and worried @Underdunn would want to see it. Kept thinking a whale was gonna pop up but it didn't.

    Mick Hucknall was walking around and someone said "It's Gary Hucknall" and I couldn't stop laughing.

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    Some backstory required. You and Underdunn...an item?!????
     
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    Right so as it stands my roles have been

    • was there
    • molested a rabbit
    • "Are we lost"
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    16th September 2018:

    Seemed to be in Neighbours in the 90's but the old guy with the tuba looked like @Simonr1978. The other old guy looked all weird and botoxed and it was creeping me out, so I sort of seemed to leave and then realised I was just watching it on tv in a hotel. I couldn't understand what they were saying and was trying desperately to find the subtitles button on the remote but it was like I couldn't see the buttons so just kept pressing different ones which didn't help. @Underdunn came in and asked if I had a spare box he could use, but all the boxes I gave him were too small. Eventually we seemed to go into another room that had some drawers and I emptied out a drawer that was apparently @BozBoo's secret drawer, but @Underdunn said he needed it more.

    October 2nd 2018

    Seemed @Underdunn owned a huge building. I was allowed to use one of the rooms but loads of family and friends kept turning up, some who I didn't recognise, assuming I was gonna cook "a Christmas dinner" for them. I was angry but worried cos I didn't have the ingredients. So I chucked a loaf of bread in the oven like a turkey and thought that would do. I looked out the window and saw @Cloud there, so left everyone else to it. @Cloud said we should hide in the loft at the top of the building. Some guy off big brother appeared and said he was coming too. Then it seemed a load of other people I didn't like or know also tried to come in and were making a load of noise in the building. I told them to stop thundering around cos this was @Underdunn's house and people actually live here. Sian from bb emerged and said actually she knew him better than anyone and that she was 5ft11. Then she walked into his bedroom smirking. Everyone went outside and @Cloud and this other bb guy said Harry had been bothering them on Facebook but some guy with an afro had given him hassle, so they liked all his comments, but could I help sew his afro back on as a favour. I saw the guy in the distance but he was with some people I didn't like so I didn't want to go over.

    7th October 2018:

    @Simonr1978 was telling long stories. @Underdunn turned to me and asked "What's your favourite part of how I look? The manliest part?" and all of a sudden Zoe from bb told @Simonr1978 I wasn't listening and they both went off on one at me, but not @Underdunn, who seemed to have grown curly hair and was admiring it. I left quickly but ran into some homeless people. The woman with them was really ill and they were explaining she could only eat microwave food still in the package or she would pick up germs and die. I said they could use my kitchen and the woman took me off to get a load of ugly tattoos to "teach everyone a lesson". I didn't like them and one in particular on my hand seemed to be of a man's face, and the whole tattoo seemed to be fading off already. I walked past the others not looking at them. It then seemed I got to this kitchen and the food was prepared but no sign of anyone. I got a call asking me to pick up a budgie that got loose in town and the homeless people's rottweiler. The budgie seemed to be one I had as a kid and the dog was huge and my cats appeared and were growling at it.

    31st December 2018:

    @Underdunn was getting really angry about stuff, seemingly blaming me. Other people were around who said "See what he gets like? This is the real him". Then his hair just went completely grey while he was raging. Then it seemed his agent appeared and was yelling at me that this was my fault and other people were also joining in. I ran away and ran into @Cloud who had wads of paper stuck up his nose. He asked for help removing them so I locked mouths with him and blew until they loosened. I pulled one out and didn't want to look in case stuff was attached. I pulled the second one and it got on my hands and was all grossed out and knew I had to wash my hands to feel better, even though @Underdunn's agent and stuff were coming after me. I seemed to manage to do it, then went into a high building. I was sad and thinking of jumping off but then a tiny dog appeared. I followed it to outside the tesco I worked at years ago and some Chinese guy said it was nobodys dog, it was just abandoned and could I take it in as it had been there for months. I agreed and thought I could pretend it was a small cat so I didn't get in trouble with the landlord. The man gave it to me in a teacup and then said the guy who lived round the corner keeps abandoning puppies so it probably came from there. I thought I better take it to the vet to be scanned for a chip and my mum appeared and told me it had a tumour on it's back, but I said I thought it was just fur. I was walking through a field carrying it and was scared I would drop it and lose it in the grass. Saw the guy who probably abandoned it and was scared he'd kill it.

    12th January 2019

    There was some tv show that I didn't want to watch with a puppet stroking the balls of a big model of nob and balls. @Underdunn seemed disappointed in me so left. I found a little girl I know abandoned outside the dance studio and was worried cos it was late and dark. She told me she was allowed to be there so it was ok. I went to find her mum who for some reason was this weird woman I used to know, and was doing some weird cleaning event, cleaning stuff with lemonade with a bunch of people. I told her that her kid was there but she just told me it wasn't illegal. Then I was trying to get an old record player to work, but kept badly scratching the record. I spread a load of peanut butter on the record. @Underdunn appeared again and went to eat it. I tried to tell him he couldn't eat it but he got upset so I let him but felt bad and got scared he would find out it was a record and hate me.

    Something about a nipple on a middle aged woman's ass cheeks, as she was dancing.

    That's all I seem to have recorded. Thankyouandgoodnight!
     
  13. Nikki the Great

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    Yes, but actually not during the time any of these happened :lol:
     
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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    I would appreciate it happening irl tbh!
     
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    Well congratulations!

    I’m sure nosy Parker @Bluey will have ample questions
     
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    I seem to be just lurking around the streets up to no good in a lot of these. Which is true to life I suppose.
     
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    Like "Why did you miss out all the sex dreams?"
     
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    @Bluey has been in one before where he looked sad. I think it was detailed in another thread. She would have mentioned @kry102001 but she is excluding the sex dreams
     
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