Just gonna dump all the forum member related dreams from my dream diary, cos I'm bored on a train and some might be interesting: 18th June 2018: At the beach having to pretend to @jmc2000's family that I am his gf. Something about investigating some guy who asked if I liked horses and I lied. Some shoddy hotel was featured. June 29th 2018: Stopped to stroke white fluffy cat with @Underdunn. Woman came along and said it was her cat, Charlie, and she takes her cats on holidays. She said they'd been to loads of countries, but only seemed to be uk countries. Said she goes on a helicopter cos that's "harbour living". Then she asked if we wanted to see her house, we agreed. Her house at first looked nice but got steadily grosser. She was looking for her other cat. She said we had to wait here til she found it. She had a load of fat horrible kids who broke my phone charger and my battery was on 1 percent. The dad told me they didn't do it. Was getting worried but they wouldn't let us leave. Pretended to be looking for cat but hid in a small bathtub in a laundry room. @Underdunn didn't see and was climbing out the window and then tried to call me. I popped up and he helped me out. But the woman appeared. We said we were just looking outside for the cat and she said ok and got in a small boat and left. Called her a sociopath. Then we were trying to get out the area but her nasty kids and husband were following us. But some other people came to help, including Winona Rider, who was mean to me. Saying she was gonna do a gymnastics display but told me I was too fat now. The rest of the people suggested we wore scary make up and I agreed but was worried about having something to wipe it off after. Things outside seemed all scary anyway, people were floating around. The people helping us seemed to be becoming aggressive. Then saw my ex turn up and was scared. A woman said she'd help us escape. She was dressed as a peacock. She said we needed to get some pens from Superdrug that would make our hair a bit blue but not enough to get in trouble at school. Was finding it hard to find them. June 30th 2018: Dreamed had my hair cut short and dyed black. Didn't like it so kept shaking head til it grew but snapped my glasses doing that. Was trying to find someone who got kidnapped but couldn't. Found I could go en pointe without point shoes and could travel really fast by flapping arms, so was just going around like that. Rebecca (remember her?) came back to chat and was being mean. @jmc2000 kept saying we had to go shopping for new clothes. July 1st 2018: Was looking after a kid with cancer (chaperoning some trapeze show) and when I was taking him to toilet he was showing me some hiding place. This other woman I knew from years ago and a kid started making fun of his teeth. I told them not to and explained he was unwell and the woman started laughing about that. I went to punch her but she ran. Every time I tried to punch her she moved too fast. Her and the kid with her was laughing. Then I realised the boy needed to go back. It was hard to find the way back, was a lot of weird stairs etc. Then some horrible man/monster started following. It seemed he was something to do with the woman. I saw her family who were crying and didn't want to hear what she'd done. So I told them I would punch her. I managed to get the kid back but the monster/man was becoming a problem, but it seemed he knew he couldn't enter certain areas. He seemed to be the dad of one of the other kids backstage. When they were performing I spotted the woman in the audience so went up to find her. Was struggling to get up cos no stairs, just big squishy blocks. And the man thing kept dragging me back down and then putting the info on his computer. Eventually I got up and some of this women's friends were also laughing about the kid with cancer, but I spotted the woman, pushed her down and punched her. Then @jmc2000 told me off. July 2nd 2018: Accidentally ended up in Australia and @Underdunn was there. Said it didn't look like Australia, but @Underdunn said "Can't you feel that heat?" I was pissed off cos I was looking for someone I was mad at and wanted to give him hell. It seemed his house turned up there though so I went outside, was laughing at it and flipped them off at the window. The guys dad flew out threatening to call the police, so I just gave him a load of gob which was mostly nonsensical. July 5th 2018: Went to see @Cloud and wife. Didn't look like his wife at all. They didn't share a bed and @Cloud was sad so let him share mine. Seemed I had a really terrible tattoo of a snowflake on my hand so @Cloud said his wife could fix it. She gave me a whole sleeve and @Cloud too. It was really decorative though worried I'd be in trouble and could never have my arm back to normal. Then I noticed on the finger was written @jmc2000's real name. She said she didn't mean THAT @jmc2000, it was a part of the story of the tattoo. It just looked like handwriting, so I tried scrubbing it off in school toilets but it wouldn't come off. Then a woman off eastenders told me there's no way it would come off. I was desperately trying to hide it cos I was scared @jmc2000 would see it and take it the wrong way. July 9th 2018: Not sure where I was, someone's huge house. But it seemed it was some kinda Christmas thing. @jmc2000, @Pembers and a local girl were there. @jmc2000 had all these elaborate gifts. I was literally going into the cupboard and dishing out what was in there. @jmc2000 was pissed off that I gave a small badge in the shape of a chimney to the girl, saying he was hoping to get "the special gift". I gave him a small rubber glow in the dark Morph. He wasn't impressed and called the police. I was trying hard to get ready cos I knew we were all meeting @Underdunn soon, and the longer it took the later it would be. So when the policewoman came to tell me off I was annoyed at @jmc2000 for the delay. Also she confiscated my coat and told me we all had to leave the building now. I was annoyed cos I wasn't washed yet. The girl said I could use her place. So we ran off, straight through a dance competition, to hers, while @jmc2000 went another way. @jmc2000 started texting accusing us of being lesbians. So we decided to pretend we were. @jmc2000 flipped out. He kept sending various people to have a word with me. When he realised I was just getting ready to go and meet @Underdunn he flipped out, kept stealing stuff and doing strange things. More to follow!