Do you wee in the shower?

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  1. Cloud

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    Hi all. In this topic we are gonna discuss things we wee in. I personally have never been in a body of water I haven't done a wee in.

    Please discuss.
     
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  2. Bluey

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    Do we really have to?
     
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  3. Cloud

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    Yes @Bluey as always this Cloud thread is NON OPTIONAL.
     
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    I kill two birds with one shower
     
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    I dunno about that, but I regularly break into private pools just to piddle in them.
     
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  6. jmc2000

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    Objectively speaking there's nothing wrong with weeing in the shower. Wee comes out of you sterile, so your mouth and nose are a bigger hygiene threat. I guess socially we just have a learned disgust of wee.
     
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    Then you wash the wee off with warm water, which is more hygienical.
     
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    I do some scary noises when the hot water is on too high
     
  9. Abe

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    Why? Does hot water make you wee?
     
  10. Abe

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    I have weed in the shower a couple times when time was really short but I can't do it now that my shower's drain is slow and every shower I knock a bit of water over the edge
     
  11. Kittypaws

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    Nope. Nor in the bath either.
     
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    Yeah, you can't do it unless the tray drains promptly. Otherwise you're just standing in urine.
     
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  13. Cloud

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    You said wee wee was sterile though, so apart from being smelly standing in wizz is fine right
     
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    Basically @jmc2000 can we all just wee on you?
     
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    Well it looks like I painted (or rather peed) myself into a corner here!
     
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  16. Bluey

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    Does that make you a piss artist?
     
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  17. jmc2000

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    Superb.
     
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  18. Abe

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    Currently wondering if Red Dwarf XIII will contain any jokes about weeing in the shower.
     
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    Ask @Bluey.
     
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    @Bluey, will Red Dwarf XIII contain any jokes about weeing in the shower?
     
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