Dimension Jump XXI - 5th-7th Feb 2021

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  1. Ted Danson

    Ted Danson Catering Officer

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    CANCELLED

    The team at The Official Red Dwarf Fan Club always strives to make Dimension Jump the very best it can be for ourselves and we know how important we are to so many people, many of whom travel from around the world to attend and see what we've done. We always put the health, safety and wellbeing of our attendees and guests somewhere amongst everything we plan.

    Having monitored the situation around the Coronavirus pandemic over the past few months, we have taken the difficult decision to cancel Dimension Jump XXI completely. We know this may be disappointing to many, particularly us, but we want to make sure that attendees and guests can enjoy their lives without the fear of being scowled and yelled at by our team or passing out from the stench of 100 deodorant avoidants

    Dimension Jump XXI will never take place. Please stop asking about it.

    If you have already purchased your weekend passes, tough luck. If you want a full refund, this might be available to you by contacting the team at tordfc.dj@gmail.com but only within an hour after this post is made, and if we don't see the email during this time, then that's not our problem. It's all in the cancellation T&Cs.

    If you have booked to stay at the Crowne Plaza using the Dimension Jump allocation of rooms, your booking is now cancelled. You should receive a confirmation email from the hotel within the next few weeks, but that's nothing to do with us.

    If you have booked your accommodation outside of our allocation, you will need to contact the local MP or something.

    For enquiries about your reservations, please contact the Crowne Plaza on +44(0)115 936 9936.

    More information on where our guest line-up plan to be on these dates instead will be communicated as soon as we have it, as we are close personal friends of everyone involved with Red Dwarf, apart from the people we want to cancel, like this event has been. We remain dedicated to being rude to people on twitter and reminding you of how important we all are!

    Our thoughts go out to everyone affected by the COVID-19 pandemic, except for JK Rowling, Pendo's neighbours and anyone who disagrees with us. Please keep yourselves safe and take care of your loved ones and neighbours (not including Pendo's neighbours).

    If you have any enquiries, please don’t contact us. This is a full time job and you make it so much harder for us, you pieces of crap.
     
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  4. Ted Danson

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    You cannot ban me! I am Ted Danson. Award winning actor. Master of the universe. Chairman of THE OFFICIAL RED DWARF FAN CLUB!
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  5. Kenneth Williams Diary

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    Watched a delightful comedy about an american bar. Charlie informed us that the lead was Steve Gooodburg or something. By all accounts he was once warned for bad behaviour. 'She should be so lucky'.
     
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    Don't do this again or you'll be banned.
     
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  7. Ant E

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    As you're the sociable one, have you ever met @Pendo / @Jam Shambles / the other one?
     
  8. Pembers

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    nope
     
  9. Ant E

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    Who have you met (past and present)?!
     
  10. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

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    We saw her at that one thing though, remember? But she didn't speak to us. She was walking around with her usual grumpy face on and you said "Oh great, Chuckles is here" :lol:
     
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  11. Pembers

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    Ah yes, forgot about that. Still don't think that counts as meeting, more like being on Safari.
     
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  12. Nikki the Great

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    Nice :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Didn't you guys say you smelt BO there?
     
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    Yes. One person actually made me gag and I wish I was exaggerating.
     

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