Classic RD Insults

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  1. Smegman

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    OK we obviously have all the Smeg related lables like smeghead, then there is Goit and Gimboid, any other classic putdowns that crack you up?
     
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    Back to Earth was really good:-D
     
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    Can't think of any single words like Gimboid, but there are some good insult lines!

    Rimmer to Lister: Don't get ideas above your station, and your station is Git Central!

    You're spacecrazy! (I'm spacecrazy? You're the one that's... spacecrazy?)
     
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    Oh I just remembered what Kryten said to Rimmer once...

    "Oh screw you hadron-head!"

    That's a goodun!!
     
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    The Inquisitor, Lister to Rimmer:

    You're a cheating, weasley, low-life scumbucket, with all the charm and social grace of a pubic louse.
     
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    Tune in to Reality FM!
     
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    Sad as it sounds, I'm actually in the process of making a list of basically every insult in Red Dwarf - though it's only a list of the insults you could call someone e.g. "he/she is (a)...." or "you are (a)..." rather than general derogatory remarks. As it's a handwritten list spanning about five pages in my notebook, I won't be putting it on here just yet.

    Here's a selection of insults I like, though...not necessarily the 10 best but they're good:
    *irritating, awkward and unsightly...[he was] the human equivalent of a visible panty line
    *a no-style gimbo with teeth the Druids could use as a place of worship
    *the most obnoxious, trumped-up farty little smeghead it has ever been my misfortune to encounter
    *disgusting pus-filled buboe who has all the wit, charm and self-possession of an Alsatian dog after a head-swap operation
    *complete and total Polaroid-head
    *stupid stinking festering gimboid of a cat
    *Tutankhamun's horny grandma
    *slow, stupid, crudely designed and quite amazingly ugly
    *man who could not outwit a used teabag
    *[gratuitous one from Kochanski, who doesn't use insults all that often, to Kryten of course] wig stand head
     
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    i watched back to reality last night and it always tickles me when Rimmer calls that guy a brummie git LOL
     
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    this has just come to me also, when lister has his fear taken away in polymorph and he calls the crew slags lmao, i could think of these all day
     
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    Rimmer "Would it harm you to have hair like mine?"
    Cat "I have got hair like yours..just not on my head!"
     
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    why are you looking at me like that?

    Like what?

    Like I'm a nostril hair in a Spanish omelet?
     
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    "He will have teath problems caused by fist" (Or something like that)
     
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    He'll be suffering from a fist-related teeth disorder
     
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    One of my favourite lines ever that always makes me laugh is from the begining of Holoship

    Kryten: "Mr Rimmer, Sir they've taken Mr Rimmer"
    Cat: "hurry lets get out of here before they give him back!"
     
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    Molecule mind... smeg for brains... swivel on it!
     
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    yellow streak of a herd of dhiarethic [sic] cows
     
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    or possibly "You've got a longer yellow streak than a herd of diuretic camels"...?


    It seems the vast majority of the insults used on Red Dwarf are used by, or about, Rimmer. Probably because he's a "complete cowardly gimboid git" with "stupid flared nostrils" who worked as "an incompetent vending machine repairman with a Napoleon complex who commanded as much respect and affection from his fellow crew members as Long John Silver's parrot"...!! :lol:
     
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    He's also pompous beyond reason and has hilariously unrealistic life goals!
     
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    lmao thats one of my all time fave lines
     
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    Thanks for these guys, you forget some of the great one liner insults
    keep em coming

    "Novelty Condom Head"

    "The way you say Rimmer with the emphasis on Rim"

    "Thats what you think Monkey Boy"

    "Smeeeee Heeee!"
     

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