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  1. jmc2000

    jmc2000 Deck Sergeant

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    I don't have a cat, but "Everybody Wants To Be A Cat" (from The Aristocrats, I think?) is one of my main songs for "flaky humming" (you know... one of those songs where you start humming, only to lose interest pretty much instantly and trail off during the second line?).

    Anyway, I don't know if that counts but there it is.
     
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  2. Ant E

    Ant E Flight Co-Ordinator

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    It doesn't count, at all! :mad:
     
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  3. Cloud

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    here she is again probably looking something
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  4. neilold

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    Now that's an inquisitive kitten ..
     
  5. Nikki the Great

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    Awww Harley <3
     
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    Yeah @jmc2000, behave yourself! Unless you're willing to provide video evidence of this happening, it does not count!
     
  7. jmc2000

    jmc2000 Deck Sergeant

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    CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!
     
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  8. Nikki the Great

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    Simba waiting for you to deliver
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  9. Cloud

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    Harley Died waiting for Stu to deliver.

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  10. Nikki the Great

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    Charlie also died waiting for @jmc2000 to deliver
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    Ffs Jmc! How many more cats have to die for this cause?
     
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  11. jmc2000

    jmc2000 Deck Sergeant

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    I can't remember what I was going to do?
     
  12. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Console Officer

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    You were gonna scroll up and read what you promised to do.
     
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    You are a CAT KILLER, Stu!
     
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    if that's cat's dead its front paws should be crossed, with a lily between them :-(
     
  15. Nikki the Great

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    All the cats in my street have now passed on @jmc2000 (after all expressing their dislike of chin strap beards). When will this end??
     
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  16. Cloud

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    I went round to see my parents earlier and their cat died waiting for Stu to deliver.

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    This cat is not my cat. This is my friend in Canada's cat. He is a good cat. His name is Gus. That is my suitcase he is on. It is a good suitcase. It doesn't have a name. Gus likes me, my friend and bubbles. He dislikes dogs and chin strap beards. My suitcase has no likes or dislikes, cos it's a suitcase. Gus tells everyone he is married to the suitcase but everyone knows Gus is telling fibs.
     
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  18. Cloud

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    I think we need to give the suitcase a name. Also maybe draw a chinstrap beard on it.
     
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  19. Nikki the Great

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    Yes! Great idea. Hmm...what name did you have in mind?
     
  20. Cloud

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    Hmm thats tough. What about A nice Horton style name. Like Billy Luggage?
     
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