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Discussion in 'THE AIGBURTH ARMS' started by Underdunn, Oct 2, 2018.

  1. Underdunn

    Underdunn Deck Sergeant

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    Hey, that Harry feller is in the chat-room and none of us really know what he's saying. I'll stick down some of his sentences here. Let me know if anybody can translate or explain them?

    Look around you and try to survive with the essentials fool
    Maybe I will roam your way soon
    And sting you like a bee on honey
    How about I throw a rock at your aunt
    You better believe it and soon you will get to love it too
    You bother me wearing each others pants ha ha ha
    Shove flowers in your arse
    Abe is not English and nobody sings his praises
    And he is not stature
    Incredibly in depth like a book about phones
    You Nikki on your high throne
    But you are short and the puppet of these men
    Too late you are worse than john weasley
    Lay in a haystack with me I will show you what you are missing
    AND AS FOR YOU UNDERDUNN YOU ARE WORSE THAN A TAXI DRIVER WITH BREAD IN HIS WINDOW THAT HE STOLE AND A HAT TOO BIG. GET HAPPY ON THAT FIDDLESTICKS

    Thanks in advance. x
     
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  2. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

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    "Too late you are worse than john weasley" = This is not the right time. You are not even as good as Ron Weasley off Harry Potter.

    Presumably Ron Weasley wasn't the best timekeeper, and he believes that one of us can't even keep appointments as well as the constantly late Mr. Weasley.
     
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  3. Bluey

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    That's wonderfully surreal stuff. It isn't easy to come up with nonsensical whimsy like that - it takes some genuine talent. I do suspect that alcohol possibly has something to do with it as well. Pretty funny stuff though. Is it always this entertaining in the chatroom?
     
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  4. Underdunn

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    I agree @Bluey, he's a regular Lewis Caroll. Once he's gone we spend ages talking about how immsensely talented we think he is.
     
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  5. Ant E

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    Why no mention of me or @Seb
     
  6. Nikki the Great

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    Yes! Why don't you come and join us and see for yourself?
    Probably just because you weren't there at the time. He normally rages hard at you haha.
     
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  7. Ant E

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    It's how I like it Harry/Reznor/Danny/Malcolm!!
     
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  8. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    I will sometime around 2025.
     
  9. Ant E

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    I bet you're still be moaning (and using the same avatar) by then! Sort yourself out, man!
     
  10. Bluey

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    I hope you'll have changed your awful avatar by then.
     
  11. Ant E

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    :sulk:
     
  12. neilold

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    Who is the chap in your avatar ant????
     
  13. Ant E

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    Bernard
     
  14. neilold

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    Who's that then??
     
  15. Underdunn

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    He's back!!! So far we have had these:

    • Get in your rattle pram boy
    • How about I have your head off and make it a tail
    • Drink your milk small boy
    • WHAT PART OF MY BREATH ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
    • What if I just it here and ruin your mission
    • Do that in real world you pen*s throwing muncher
    • THATS WHAT YOUR MUM SAID IN MY BED AT NIGHT
    • Get your head out the f*****g fairy woods you mental basket
    • Play in some sand like a school boy and f*** off
    • Bluey whatever who cares he sits in his own guffs all day
    • Go back to your enchanted house you child
    • Making friends with donkeys like you is the worse of it
    He's in there now if anyone wants to come and watch him?
     
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  16. Bluey

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    I think I deserve a better insult than that.
     
  17. Abe

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    Are you going to ban him from watching series XIII?
     
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    He's cancelled series XIII. :sulk:
     
  19. Bluey

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    He's already banned from watching every Red Dwarf episode. Except for Pete part 2. He can continue to watch that one.
     
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    You should come in and give him what for!
     

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