Best 1-liners!

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  1. ridgerunner

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    Smeeeeeeeeee Heeeeeeee!
     
  2. thecogre

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    its as plain as a bulgarian pinup
     
  3. ori-STUDFARM

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    Something I never picked up on until it was pointed out to me on our review of Psirens was when the Psiren attacks the astro on the video recording. The astro screams as it holds up a straw and the screen is splattered with red. You can just make out the astro saying

    "What have you done, you evil harlot! You've squeezed all the ketchup out of my burger. Now what! No! Get that straw out of my ear!"

    I had never picked up on the ketchup line before the recording and it is now one of my favourites....so random!
     
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    There's several from series 2, but the 'dog milk' one is still one of my favourite comedy quotes of all time, from all the comedy shows I've ever watched.

    Oh, and the 'king of the potato people' one from 'Quarantine' in series 5 is also a cracker. It builds up slowly, and you can kind of see it coming, but it still gets me every time :-D
     
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    Real margaritas dont leave a foam moustache you can only remove with turps!

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    I hate to say it, but for once Trans-Am wheel arch nostrils is right!
     
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    its not a bar room brawl its a bar room tidy, unrumble
     
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    "S-E-X, you know I want it! S-E-X, I'm gonna get it! (Seeing LISTER) S-E-X, I think I found it!"
    "So how come Grand Canyon Nostrils is still here?"
    "I hate to agree with Old Laundry-chute Nostrils, but he has got a point"

    Even though all these are from Cat, Rimmer is actually my favourite!
     
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    This one has always made me laugh the most. Emohawk, almost at the end of the episode.

    KRYTEN: And you, Cat, would you like to stay as Duane?
    DUANE: Suck my thermos!
     

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