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Mother once poisoned our dog by accidentally feeding it crispy pancakes . “Like Charles and Camilla it was a messy affair”she adds
Mother thinks your a bit of a cucker
Mother found it a great joke
I’m going Horrible site. To many bullys
“Hehejnenenndnd kkdidis” said mother
Mother and I are in hysterics
The curse is set
a curse I plague upon to you
Especially the specific 2
Be warned. Mother has put a curse on many of you. Especially 2 specific people.
“The curse will be lifted when 2 specific people apologise” she adds.
mother and I have not been made to feel welcome at all. So we are leaving this unpleasant site.
Mother lost her wedding ring in a Waitrose toilet. It was a messy affair.
Mother doesn’t welcome your feedback. Mother is angry.
Mother awaits another post about tex guffing whilst we evaluate our position.
Playing bridge with mother
Mother disagrees with your diagnosis.
“Who”? She replies with a scowl!
I read this out to mother. I’m sad to report she fell asleep. In all fairness it may be because of the tablets she’s on or it may be a reflection...
“I am a great fan of Nikki...” chuckled mother and she demonically slurped her tea.
Mother assures me she is not “fictional”! She takes great offence to those who think otherwise. Also, I am not married. I was in love with a woman...
I played this to mother. She spat her tea out. I thought for a moment it was because she was vaguely amused by the vulgarity of this dreadful...
“A ball gag” mother giggled
I have no idea what that is. I was forbidden to “google it” so chose to obey. Do I want to know?