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  1. BozBoo
    BozBoo
    Captain Cabinets trapped in cabinets, can he get out will he get out course he will.
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    2. BozBoo
      BozBoo
      A statement you must hear on a daily basis from people...
      Jul 17, 2019 at 11:25 PM
    3. Ant E
      Ant E
      Incorrect actually
      Jul 18, 2019 at 12:24 PM
    4. BozBoo
      BozBoo
      What do people say to you on a daily basis then?
      Jul 18, 2019 at 3:02 PM
  2. Ant E
    Ant E Seb
    Why were you last on at 3:24 am?
    1. Asclepius likes this.
    2. Seb
      Seb
      Because either your clock settings are broken or mine are.
      Jul 17, 2019 at 3:47 PM
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    3. Ant E
      Ant E
      Hi Seb I’d like to report a clock issue....
      Jul 17, 2019 at 5:49 PM
  3. Ant E
    Ant E Seb
    @Seb If you could NOT sticky @neilold's fantasy football thread till the end of time, that'd be great, thanks
    1. Bluey, Nikki the Great and Cloud like this.
  4. neilold
    neilold Seb
    If you could sticky my fantasy football thread till the start of the season, that'd be great, thanks
    1. Ant E likes this.
    2. Cloud
      Cloud
      Don’t do it. No one will ever comment on it there is no point
      Jul 14, 2019 at 6:46 PM
      Asclepius, Nikki the Great and Ant E like this.
  5. Ant E
    Ant E Eddiebadassdavis
    Furious!!!! Holly Brown or whatever her name was has changed you!!!!!
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    3. Ant E
      Ant E
      Thank you mod Nikki
      Jul 11, 2019
      Nikki the Great likes this.
    4. Nikki the Great
      Nikki the Great
      You're right. I do own this place. BigOleBummy said so.
      Jul 11, 2019
    5. Asclepius
      Asclepius
      Father Brown?
      Jul 11, 2019
      Ant E likes this.
  6. Eddiebadassdavis
    Eddiebadassdavis
    Red Dwarf The movie fan - novelization is in stasis
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    2. Nikki the Great
      Nikki the Great
      NOOOOOOOOO!
      Jul 9, 2019
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    3. Underdunn
      Underdunn
      Whyyyyyyy? :(
      Jul 9, 2019
      Nikki the Great likes this.
    4. Asclepius
      Asclepius
      He is ALIVE!
      Jul 11, 2019
      Nikki the Great likes this.
  7. Kenneth Williams Diary
    Kenneth Williams Diary GuffyGuy
    3rd May 1968

    Rehearsing with Joan Sims. I farted very loudly & she got up crying out 'Pooh! It's disgusting. . .the dirty sod' !
  8. BozBoo
    BozBoo
    Making you wonder if I composed this on the lav....or not?
    1. Ant E
      Ant E
      What are you on about this time? Why are you posts always so filthy?
      Jul 8, 2019
    2. BozBoo
      BozBoo
      You love it really.
      Jul 8, 2019
  9. Kenneth Williams Diary
    Kenneth Williams Diary Bluey
    17th May 1976:

    I see that old idiot Adrian Boult had the double hernia operation, & that ghastly old man Lewis Casson is dead
    1. Bluey
      Bluey
      Who and who?
      Jul 2, 2019
  10. Kenneth Williams Diary
    Kenneth Williams Diary BozBoo
    3rd September 1976:

    Dreamed that I had hidden from the police under the skirts of a lady who was on the loo.
  11. Kenneth Williams Diary
    Kenneth Williams Diary Tex_Rimmer
    31st August 1965:

    My last sequence on Carry on Cowboy.

    I was playing up a bit & being outrageous.

    Feeling everyone's bum & miming pissing behind the flats.
  12. Nikki the Great
    Nikki the Great MarkA67
    @Underdunn do you think this might be that Mark Aswell chap you rang that night? Then @jmc2000 called me a really really rude and sweary name. He was clearly annoyed I played a better prank than pretending to watch a tv series.
    1. Underdunn
      Underdunn
      I think it's very likely. In my heart of heart I always knew Mark Aswell would have his revenge one day...
      Jul 1, 2019
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  13. BozBoo
    BozBoo
    Has just seen the new Red Dwarf AA ad.
    1. Nikki the Great
      Nikki the Great
      Was it advertising the forum?
      Jul 1, 2019
      Ant E likes this.
    2. BozBoo
      BozBoo
      Well it was advertising breakdowns. So I would say yes.
      Jul 1, 2019
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    3. Ant E
      Ant E
      Glad to see my marketing campaign was a success
      Jul 2, 2019
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  14. Ant E
    Ant E Maddog_Leary
    Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!
  15. Ant E
    Ant E MarkA67
    Welcome to my forum
  16. BozBoo
    BozBoo
    Is enjoying the comedy Year of the Rabbit.
    1. Ant E
      Ant E
      Sounds appalling
      Jun 28, 2019
    2. BozBoo
      BozBoo
      Matt Berry is a comedy genius. Try an episode.
      Jun 28, 2019
    3. Ant E
      Ant E
      Sound appealing
      Jun 29, 2019
  17. Deb Lister
    Deb Lister
    Is too bloody hot! :(
    1. Nikki the Great
      Jun 28, 2019
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  18. BozBoo
    BozBoo
    Is warm. Which is nice for a change.
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    2. Ant E
      Ant E
      How dare you say this :-{
      Jun 27, 2019
    3. BozBoo
      BozBoo
      I deal with mentally challenged people on a regular basis. So I understand the struggle you face.
      Jun 27, 2019
      Ant E likes this.
    4. Ant E
      Ant E
      Touché old bean
      Jun 28, 2019
  19. Ant E
    Ant E listers_rapist
    You win the forum. Fatality!!!

    Ps please return
  20. Ant E
    Ant E SoundableObject
    Errr who are you